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I found this shit
NCT as Tracks from My Future Mixtape
Taeil: Rubbin Stress Relief Lotion on My Chest Like It’s Vick’s™ (daddy issues)
Johnny: She Licks My Johnny Photocard and Throws Up On My Chair (diss track abt my cat)
Taeyong: I Can’t Believe She Spilt Goldfish On My Carpet (diss track abt my big sister)
Yuta: Rotty Thotty (how to be a hoe even when you’re dead)
Doyoung: The Hoe Can’t Go (the bridge: why does stressin out make me so constipated? to the tune of avril lavignes complicated™)
Jaehyun: I Smiled at My Crush but I Had Cheese in My Braces (a dramatic overexaggeration)
Sicheng: Wrapped in Chains; Will I Ever Get Out? (a track about how we are slaves to the economy but with a rapunzel analogy theme)
Mark: Hot Christian Boys (where they at tho? about how all church guys look like toes except that one guy at youth camp who i’ll never see again)
Donghyuck: The Crop Top Says Yes but The Stomach Says No (bonus track)
