Laxus’s P.O.V
I walked up to my girlfriend on the top floor in the guild, Y/n L/n and she was with Evergreen.
“Yo N/n, Wanna go on this request with me?” I ask walking up to the girls
“I ….. can’t” Y/n says, her eyes getting watery as she looks at her hands in lap. “I’m sorry.”
“Aw babe, why not?” I ask tilting my head a bit.
‘Please don’t be pregnant, PLEASE don’t be pregnant’
“Because the blood monster is here!” Y/n says with tears starting to run down her cheeks
‘Oh no…….’
“What’s….. the blood monster?” I ask trying not to freak out
“They said that she would be my best friend at school! THEY LIED!” Y/n screeches, getting everyone’s attention in the guild “WHY DID THEY LIE TO ME!”
“Who? I’ll beat there face in!” I say but Y/n just sobs in return
“Evergreen, who’s the blood monster? And why’s she crying?” I ask starting to freak out
“Uh…. Have fun!” Evergreen says giving me two thumbs and a smile up then stands up and runs downstairs.
“HEY! WAIT! HOW TO I MAKE HER STOP CRYING?”
“A REAL MAN WOULDN’T LET A GIRL CRY!” Elfman yells hugging Evergreen
“WHY DID THEY LIIIIIIIE!”
“LAXUS MY BOY! DO SOMETHING!” The old geezer yells covering his ears.
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO GRAMPS!”
“THEY LIED! THE BLOOD MONSTER ISN’T MY BEST FRIEND!”
“WHO IS THE FUCKING BLOOD MONSTER?!?”
“Why *sniff* are you yelling *sniff* at me?” Y/n asks about to start crying again
“What? Wait wait wait, Look I’m not yelling.” I say rubbing her right arm
I close my eyes and think ‘Silence finally…’
“*Sniff* I’m not good enough for you” Y/n says bursting into tears again
“No sunshine, I’m not good enough for you.” I says bringing the h/c girl into a hug and a bunch of ‘awes’ erupt from the guild. Then one flame headed bimbo had to go and ruin the moment.
“SUNSHINE? WHAT KINDA NICKNAME IS THAT?” Natsu laughs. Y/n then pulls away from our hug and runs to the edge of the railing and shouts down at Natsu.
“I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS! YOU’RE GONNA WISH YOU NEVER SAID THAT! GRAY HOLD HIM STILL! I’M COMING DOWN!”
Y/n then tries to jump off the railing but I grab her waist before she can hurt herself.
“For you to talk you lonely asshole! You’re single! All you got is a blue cat!” I laugh at him
“HAPPY IS NOT JUST A CAT!”
“Whatever!” I say sitting down with Y/n on my lap “Hey n/n?”
“Ya lightning rod.”
“What’s or who is the blood monster?”
“My period..." Y/n says crossing her arms and leaning her back into my chest
"Oh, ok...."
‘At least I didn’t get her pregnant from Friday.’
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Sorry if it’s kinda short, I came up with this on my period and thought it was funny
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