Fairy Tail X Reader One-shots

Cobra x Reader ~ The Night Before ~ Part 2

This was requested by invaderkat. This is a part two to my last Cobra x Reader ‘The Morning After’ and takes place the night before (Big surprise right) but It’s not a lemon because I’m not good at righting smut… So I hope you and Invaderkat enjoy!

Y/n’s P.O.V

“Y/n! Open the door!!” Cana screams from the other side of my bedroom door

“NO! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!”

“Erza, the door is Natsu after he stepped on your cake.”

‘Oh no…….’

Seconds after Cana said that my door was busted into a bunch on of tiny pieces and I was thrown across the room and into my F/c painted walls.

“Ow….” I moan and I slide down the wall and into a kneeling position.

“Stop whining and put the dress on Y/n.” Mira says holding out a black dress on a white hanger.

“But I hate dresses! Why can’t I just wear jeans and my hoodie.” I say turning fully around and siting with my legs out in front of me.

“How are you gonna get a guy wearing a hoodie?” Evergreen says looking at herself in my vanity Mirror.

“I don’t know! Maybe some cute shy boy who was also dragged there by his friends.” I say resting my elbow on my thigh and resting my head in my palm.

“I don’t think shy boys go to clubs.” Lucy says looking at some pictures of the guild on my dresser.

“See! You’re wearing the dress!” Juvia says “Just stay away from Gray-sama.”

“I have no interest in Gray. And I’m not wearing that pervert magnet!”

“It’s called a dress!” All the girls yell.

“Dress, Pervert magnet. Same thing.”

“Just put the dress on! We don’t have all day!” Evergreen says fixing her make-up. Everyone was really to ‘hit up the club’ or whatever and they were all waiting on me. Oh well.

“I don’t wanna be a pervert magnet!” I yell holding onto a leg of my bed as Lucy and Lisanna pull my legs. Then the hands on my ankles are gone but then soon replaced and with one tug I was being dragged into the bathroom by Erza and Mira.

**Time Skip**

“I hate you guys. I’m the only one going without a date!” I whine walking next to all the couples.

“You’ll find someone to hang out with Y/n! You look great!” Lucy says as she walks next to Natsu. But Lucy wasn’t that wrong. They made the mess of a girl like me into someone stunning looking. Even if it took a bottle of shampoo and 39 make-up wipes.

My hair was lightly curled and my nails painted a sleek black with a small gold gem on my pointer fingers. My make up was light but very prominent with the black smoky eyes and the classic red lips.

The only thing I didn’t like was the outfit. The off the shoulder top hugged my body like a second layer of skin and the lose skirt ended by the tops of my thighs. I swear this was for Wendy but she can’t go into Clubs. And the heels where also black and hand a gold edges. My feet already hurt and I’ve been walking for only 3 minutes!

“Welp, we’re here!” Mira says jumping up and down as she holds onto Laxus arm. We all walk over and the bouncer was going to let all the girls in but not the guys so Lucy, Erza, Lisanna, Mira, Juvia and Evergreen were gonna wait in line while Cana was pulling me through the door. But the second Cana and I made it inside she ran over to the Bar and started sucking the dude from Cuatro Puppies face off.

So here I was alone in a club that was blasting some over played song as the smell of sweat and alcohol mixed together and invaded my nostrils. I stand there for a minute or two then head over to the bar. Sitting a great distance from the two vacuums going to work.

“Hello miss! What can I get you?” the orange haired green eyed boy in all black ask me.

“Uh… a Strawberry Kiwi tequila shot.” I say quickly looking over the choices listed behind and to the left of the boy.

“Coming right up” The boy says and starts making my drink. When he’s finished with the drink he places it in front of me and I place 1,000 jewel in the boys hand.

I take a look at my drink and it’s dark pink liquid with some sugar looking stuff and a lemon slice placed on the rim. I pick up the small glass and down the hole thing.

‘Might as well get wasted because I have nothing better to do.’

And 5 shots later I was past the drunk point. And here I was fighting with the male and female bathroom doors.

“You and your little signs are so stupid! What if I’m not wearing a dress and don’t have a dick! Where do I go when I gotta go! In a bush? You calling me a bitch, because I ain’t no dog! Woof, Woof!”

Then the males bathroom door opened and smacked me right in the face.

“Ow! You wanna fight? I’ll beat your flat asssssss!” I yell getting off the floor and walking past a Maroon male that just got out of the bathroom.

“It’s not very nice to hit a woman! Woof, Woof!” I yell then punch the door but then jump away.

“Owwww! The door hurt me!” I yell over the loud music and look around for my friends who are hidden in the bright flashing lights.

“Are you ok?” The maroon man asks putting a hand on my shoulder. I turn around and look at the male’s face.

“You’re pretty….” I say smacking and hand right on the guy’s face.

“You’re pretty sexy yourself. Even if your fighting with a door.” The guy says gentally grabbing my hand off his face and checking me out.

“He started it!” I yell pointing to the door then hugging then Maroon man. “He’s so mean.”

“Oh. I’m sorry about that. What your name? I’m Cobra.” The guy says wrapping his arms around my back.

“My name is Y/n L/n! I’m pretty Amazing. I already know.”

“Ya you do sure seem amazing.” Cobra says.

“We should fuck.” I say

“What?” Cobra asks

“I said we should fuck. You seem cool. And your pretty. And I’m pretty. We can make pretty babies.”

“I don’t think we’re both really to make babies Y/n.”

“Then we can always practice! Practice makes pretty babies!” I mumbled into Cobra’s chest.

“That’s not how the saying goes.”

“There the same thing! Right..?”

“Ya sure shorty.”

“Can we fuck now?”

“Sure.”

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Uh…… so ya! XD

Hope you all enjoyed whatever this was!

And drunk you is pretty funny!

Remember you are loved and one of a kind! ~ Avacado