Band Members As Parents

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Dan Smith (Bastille)

-Always making sure you're okay

-Doesn't know if he should swear or not

-Asks your opinion on everything 

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Brendon Urie (Panic! At The Disco)

-Goes out of his way to make you laugh

-Tries to embarrass you 24/7

-Dad jokes all day

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Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys/The Last Shadow Puppets)

-Spoils you with gifts

-Lets you dye your hair, get piercings, etc

-Genuinely compliments you

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Tyler Joseph (Twenty One Pilots)

-Roasts you, but apologies afterward

-Is basically a kid as well

-Feels bad for being on tour and not seeing you

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Matty Healy (The 1975)

-Gets a tattoo of your name (or something like that)

-Generally chill

-Asks how your day at school was and doesn't take "good." for an answer

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Kyle Simmons (Bastille)

-Has a Snapchat streak with you

-Prank wars on occasion 

-Calls you "sport" or "champ" as a joke

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Josh Dun (Twenty One Pilots)

-Sends you memes

-Tells the waiter/waitress it's your birthday (when it's really not) so the restaurant staff come out with a dessert and birthday song. 

-Tries to take you on tour with him

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Ezra Koenig (Vampire Weekend)

-Is low key relatable

-Okay chef

-Tries too hard at dad jokes

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I just realized this is basically a tag yourself meme.

So tag yourself in the comments.

please.

i have no friends.


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