Dating [Celebrity] Would Include:

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GUYS:

Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys)

-Cheesy love songs that he makes up on the spot to make you feel special, which you are.

-Taking a while to open up to you, but when he does, he tells you everything.

-Spoiling you with little gifts every once and a while.

Matt Helders (Arctic Monkeys)

-"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaabe"

-Purposely wears similar clothes to you so you match 

-Surprises you as often as possible

Jamie Cook (Arctic Monkeys)

-Would do your makeup (If you wear it) and actually try his best

-Has the same sleep schedule as you so you cal fall asleep on top of eachother and not annoy the other when you wake up.

-Takes you to every family gathering and brags about how perfect you are.

Nick O'Malley (Arctic Monkeys)

-Lets you shower first.

-Spends every spare minute with you.

-Creates a crazy amount of inside jokes

Dan Smith (Bastille)

-Comes up with the dumbest, most adorable pet names.

-Skypes you whenever you're not together/he's on tour.

-Makes a special trip to buy you a treat if you had a bad day.

Kyle Simmons (Bastille)

-Would kill a man for you. RIDE OR DIE.

-Has an obnoxiously long contact name for you, as well as a photo of yourself you find hideous.

-Trusts you with his life.

Chris "Woody" Wood (Bastille)

-Steals your perfume/cologne/other scent and puts it on a hoodie and takes it on tour with him.

-Always manages to have you fall asleep first, because he thinks you're beautiful when you sleep, even though you're always beautiful.

-Lets you braid his hair, even though he takes it out right after you take pictures.

Will Farquarson (Bastille)

-Takes polaroids of you 24/7

-Will look very stupid just to make your day

-"What are you talking about? You're fucking amazing. No! Stop saying that about yourself! Stop lying to yourself. Do I need to buy you a mirror?"

Josh Dun (Twenty One Pilots)

-Gets you backstage to as many concerts as possible.

- Makes playlists for you every month.

-"Want anything from Starbucks?" Every morning.

Tyler Joseph (Twenty One Pilots)

-Will save you cereal no matter the circumstance.

-Actively listens to your rants and gives advice/vice versa

-You're each other's only contact on Marco Polo for when he tours

Daniel Howell (Formerly danisnotonfire)

-Tries to get you to model for the merch shop.

-Was definitely too shy to ask you out for like, 6 months.

-Texts you from the other side of the room.

Phil Lester (AmazingPhil)

-Boops your nose on a regular basis.

-Tries so hard to be perfect, but he doesn't even need to try.

-Writes you cheesy romantic love notes to be silly.

Matty Healy (The 1975)

-Exclusively buys you pajama pants

-Forces you into karaoke bars where you duet Disney songs 

-Always makes sure the liquor is fully stocked

George Daniel (The 1975)

-Has a special box of emergency gifts for you

-Probably bites his own tounge by accident while kissing you

-Almost as good as you at Mario Kart

Ross Macdonald (The 1975)

-Genuinely compliments you every day

-Clingy

-Watches your favorite shows and movies to understand your references 

Adam Hann (The 1975)

-His lock screen is a picture of you.

-Takes you on shopping trips just to see you smile.

-Has been in a passionate cereal-stealing war with you.

Brendon Urie (Panic! At The Disco)

-Always makes sure you know that you're his favorite person on the face of the earth.

-Will actually murder anyone who says you're anything less than you are.

-Sends you every idea he has and doesn't stop pestering you until you give your opinion.

GIRLS:

Bishop Briggs

-Points to trash cans and says "Hey look! It's you!" 

-Always asks about your day.

-Does private covers of your favorite songs.

Lana Del Rey

-Only cares about you.

-"When we grow old together,"

-Leaves lipstick marks on your neck

Ella Eyre

-Talks about you 24/7.

-Calls you "My boo."

-Does great impressions of you and your friends.

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