if you didn't read it, you should. it's grade A trash.
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-Laura wore a Bastille shirt frequently, and Dan pretended to hate it. Laura wore it solely for the purpose.
-Dan pretended the 14th of July was only Laura's birthday and "forgot" his own.
-When Laura dyed her hair blonde, she hadn't told Dan. She had hidden it from him for months so she could surprise him when Bastille came to Chicago in their tour.
-Dan let Laura bring Drew to the show, and Drew fangirled obsessively.
-Laura tried to get Ashley and Dan to see eachother by tricking them, but unfortunately Ashley was working while Bastille was in town.
-Laura tries to teach Dan to play guitar, but he always rants about how much less confusing a piano is, which results in Laura getting frustrated with him even after she tries to teach it like piano.
-When Ashley found out about Dutch doing everything he had done to Laura, she personally wrote him a letter explaining how she will do nothing to help his case to get out of jail any time soon.
-Dan eventually sang "Dictator" for Laura and she knew that it was about how he would never know her.
-Laura, Jenna, Maddy, and Kaylee all met up and recreated the flower crown photo.
-Laura wasn't allowed to watch Twin Peaks until she moved in with Ethan and Michael, who thought that since she was named after a character, she should get to know the character.
-Will gave Laura a guitar that he no longer used, which stays at Dan's apartment in London.
-Dan tries to get Laura to tour with Bastille and open for them, but Laura declines.
-Laura eventually tours Europe with Bastille, and Dan pulls her out on stage during Fake It and tires to get her to sing.
-Laura tries to get Bastille to cover something by the Red Hot Chili Peppers on a daily basis. Will agrees strongly.
-The £20 that Woody lost to Laura was spent on a birthday gift for him.
-Dan cried when Ashley told him she was expecting
-Laura once asked Kyle to arm wrestle just to make him go on an angry rant.
-Dan got Laura to like tea... a lot.
-every time Dan says any form of cut on Laura, he freaks out and requires a detailed story of how she got it.
-Laura and Dan got into an argument over the functionality of gum ball machines and didn't speak to eachother for three days. They broke the silence when Dan had messed up the washing machine and Laura had to help him.
-Dan, Charlie and Laura can sing Diet Mountian Dew by Lana Del Ray including all instrumental completely acapella.
-Dan once lost a bet resulting in Laura doing full makeup on him. He looked better than he'd like to admit.
-Laura hates the Basket Case cover because they "ruined" it
- A conversation between Matty Healy (The 1975) and Dan:
Matty: You never told me you had a daughter?
Dan: You never asked. She likes your band, by the way.
Matty: COULD YOU SIGN AN AUTOGRAPH FOR MY DAUGHTER LAURA, CAUSE SHE ADORES YOU, BUT I THINK YOU'RE SHIT!
-Dan attempts to get Laura to wear short sleeves and no bracelets and embrace her scars(because they're not going away), but she always tells him that they make her even more hideous. Dan always reminds her that lying isn't a good way to go through life.
-Laura once tried to convince a very drunk Kyle that he was allergic to cats. She succeeded.
-Woody and Laura have an ongoing rivalry on which of the two is taller.
-Laura and Will have never had a one on one conversation.
-Laura eventually got a tattoo of an anchor on her bicep because The Anchor is about her, and it's also her favorite bastille song.
-Once Dan finally convinced Laura to open up for them for a few shows, she told everyone she was doing covers. On October 11, she premiered her song written for her mom.
-Dan's invitation to the Bright premiere was for "Dan Smith plus 1." Laura was his plus 1.
-Drew constantly pesters Laura to pester Dan into providing insider information on upcoming work. Laura is luckily stubborn as hell.
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Some dumb canons. I'll probably add more over time
-I did
-mwahahahha I did again
-added more
-what am I doing with my life
-added one more
-this is getting ridiculous.
-MORE
-Just added the one with The Ballad Of Me And My Brain because I just noticed the lyric.
-more
-I nearly forgot to add another "more" to the bottom! MORE. I also deleted one because Dani hates it and I kinda agreed tbh
-BRIGHT JUST CAME OUT SO IM ADDING MORE YEET
