"Ok guys im here alex said as he walked into the room" there was i little sling around him
"What's the sling?" John smiled at him.
" this adorable little guy" alex said picking up a little baby boy and holding him up
"PUT IT BACK." Peggy yelled. "DONT STEAL A BABY FROM THE HOSPITAL!"
"Alex! Why-what-wait- what are-" John was too confused to even ask a question.
"I didnt steal him peggy. I adopted him" alex said mater-of-factly
John gasped, he had his jaw dropped from shock, "why did you adopt a baby? WHATS HIS NAME? CAN I HOLD HIM?" John jumped up and down with excitement.
"John DONT give in to Alex's craziness!" Peggy scolded.
"His names philip and yes you can hold him " alex said handing philip over to him
John smiled and held the baby, cradling him, "he's so cute!" He whispered.
"John!" Peggy whisper shouted, "Alex why did you adopt a baby!? How are you going to raise him?! You need food, water, clothes, toys, baby supplies..." Peggy crossed her arms.
"I will buy thats stuff hes not a pet jeez" alex huffed
Angelica and eliza burst in "i heard yel-OMG IS THAT A BABY LLET ME SEE" eliza practically yelled
"BUT WHY DID YOU ADOPT A BABY?" Peggy yelled.
"Because i wanted one! Alex said bouncing with excitement
"Hey eliza can i have my son back "alex asked anxiously
"God you're crazy. Single dads are overworking. Believe me." Peggy mumbled.
"I am not crazy!" Alex protested
"Are you sure you can raise a child on your own? Or did you wanna raise this child with john? Or-"
"With me?" John looked flustered.
"Well if course with john hes my boyfriend and i love him" alex smiled "but if you dont want to i totally understand..." alex mumbled
John smiled and kissed Alex's cheek. "We're gonna be some kickass fathers then." He chuckled.
"Oh my god." Peggy mumbled. "You guys are cute but oh my god."
"Yes yes we are" alex laughed at peggys super confused stare
"You guys are crazy." Peggy mumbled.
"Ok now we know you won't be a godparent."
"Hey!" Peggy shouted.
"Ya peggs be suportive or well make eliza and angelica the only godparents"
"fuck you guys." She laughed.
John did a fake gasp, "not in front of the baby." He put his hands over philips ears.
"Oh my god."
"Peggy you need to watch your mouth i dont want him repeating that" alex said mater-of-factly
"Fine." She muttered.
"Good" alex took philp and put him back in the swaddle
"He's so cute." John smiled. "I'm so happy."
"You're adorable." Peggy laughed loudly.
"Ik some couple just let me adopt him "
"You did all of the paperwork right?" Peggy looked at Alex.
"Yes peggy i did " alex huffed
"Okay good."
"Im going to just shove this in burrs face him and his" alexs nose crinkled "daughter"
Peggy laughed, "wow you're one great dad, Alex."
"Yes yes i am" alex held his head up high
John chuckled, "I am sorry but I think i love this baby more than you." He joked.
"My childs" alex jokes
John laughed, "this poor child we are going to raise."
"He will turn out handsome like his daddy"
"he isn't your biological son, Alex." Peggy reminded.
"h3 iSnT yOuR biOloGiCaL $0N aLeX." John mocked.
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" in my heart he is peggy"
"At what age should we tell him he's adopted?" Peggy asked.
"We as in me and john and 15 "
"Okay. But don't you think he would know in like 5th grade? Cause uh- you are both guys..."
"Shut up peggy ." Alex looked hurt
"What? I'm just saying."
John bit his lip anxiously, looking at the two.
"Hmpftt" alex turns away
"I'll gladly babysit while you guys go ahead and shop for the baby's supplies." Peggy smiled.
"NO" alex yells and walks out to go buy stuff
John laughed, "sorry about him peggs."
"It's fine. Go be with your man." She chuckled.
He nodded and walked out the door to catch up with alex.
"Hey!"
"Hey." John smiled at Alex.
"Lets go buy a crib !!"
"And clothes, and food, and utensils, and rocking chairs, and blankets, and cars seats..." john listened counting each item counting on his fingers.
"Ok ok i get it"
"And a mobile, and toys, and everything else the baby needs." He smiled.
"Yes ok i sent eliza to get that stuffs. We only need to buy a crib"alex looked proud
"Oh okay, great." John smiled. "Let's pick something that'll go with the color of the room hm?"
"How about dark blue?"
"YESS" alex yelled
John smiled and pointed to a good dark blue crib, "look at that one!"
"That ones perfect!!!"alex said
"Right? Let's buy it!" He smiled.
Alex bought the crib and a car seat and put them in the car. Then proceeded to put philip in the car seat
