Crossed Paths - A Cartoon Crossover Series

The Regular World of a Show

           "Okay. This is getting boring. We've been playing the same game over and over again for like weeks now." Gumball said, boredly, putting his controller down.

          "Yeah, I guess so." Darwin agreed, doing the same. "What do we do?" Asked Darwin.

          "Wanna go to Ripley 2000 and get another game?" Gumball suggested, standing up.

          "But what if we go outside and we almost get crashed into by a truck driven by a raccoon with a blue jay, gumball machine, yeti, green person, and ghost with a hand coming out of it's head when we go outside?" Darwin asked.

         "Well, 1., I doubt that will happen, 2., Wow that was strangely specific, and 3., you indicated 'when we go outside' twice in that sentence." Gumball said.

         "I suppose you do make some convincing arguments," Said Darwin, heading outside with Gumball. Just when they were about to step off the curb, they stopped and looked around. 

         "No trucks." Said Gumball. And suddenly, right before they turned to go to Ripley 2000, a cart driven by a raccoon with a blue jay driving almost crashed into them. Gumball and Darwin screeched in fear, but didn't move. "...Phew. You know, if we would've actually moved, it would've hit us." 

          "Thank you, god of stupid people." Said Darwin, looking sparkly-eyed at the sky. Gumball had his hands on his hips, examining the passengers of the cart.

           "Wow, Darwin, you were actually kinda close to being right. Well, minus most of what you said." Gumball commented.

           The blue jay and raccoon high-fived. "Best mail-getting adventure ever!" Said the raccoon, and both of the people raised their hands in the air and shouted, "Ooooooh!"   

          "Uh, ahem, don't mean to bother you guys and your mail adventure, but you kind of almost KILLED US!" Gumball said. 

          "Uh, who're you guys?" Asked the raccoon. "And what the heck is this dumb neighborhood?" The raccoon asked. The blue jay looked around.

          "Woah. Um, actually, yeah, where are we? I've never seen this neighborhood before. Rigby! Where did you drive us?!" The blue jay asked.

         "What do you mean, where? I just drove. Was I supposed to go somewhere?" Rigby said.

         "Ugh! Do you know the way back, dude?" The blue jay asked.

         "How can you expect me to be looking at the road, Mordecai?" Asked Rigby.

         "BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING! What were you doing!?" Retorted Mordecai.

         "Looking through the mail." Rigby said. Mordecai stared at him in disbelief. "What? There was nothing interesting." Rigby added.

         "Ugh! Rigby!" He sighed, and walked in a circle. He looked to Gumball and Darwin, who had their hands on their hips expectantly. "Do you guys know the way to the Park?" Mordecai asked the kids.

           "Yeah, you're close to the park. Why?" Gumball asked.

           "We work there." Responded Rigby.

           "We can show you where it is if you want!" Said Darwin. 

           "Ugh, we're riding to the park with two kids? We're gonna look weird!" Rigby said.

           "Take it or leave it." Said Gumball.

          "You are weird, Rigby." Mordecai looked to Gumball and Darwin, and sighed. "Alright, thanks. We just haven't been through this neighborhood before." Mordecai said, flipping the cart to it's normal side.

           "You two guys can hang on the back." Rigby said.

          "Uh, if you want help, us 'two guys' are getting premium sitting." Gumball demanded.

         "Well played. You heard them Rigby." Mordecai said, getting in the driver's seat. 

         "What!?" Rigby asked. "Why do I have to sit in the back?!" He asked.

         "Because I'm going to drive this time, dufus." Mordecai said. "And all they're asking for is a seat, not for money or anything, so get back there." He said. 

          "Ugh! Fine!" Rigby said.

         "And it's also because you complained about going to the park with us." Darwin also said, as Gumball shrugged and they both got in the front seat.  Rigby, mumbling, got in the back. "Okay, just go forward now." Gumball said. Mordecai did so. And Gumball led them to Elmore Park.