"After all this God d*mn time?"
" Mothaf*cking always. "
"SEVERUS YOU *SSHOLE YOU SHOULD OF TOLD ME YOU LOVED LILY D*MNIT!"
" Wasn't it always obvious? "
"SUCK MY-"
*Harry pops out of the Penseive*
"LILY CHEATED ON JAMES!"
*J.K. Rowling Apparates in*
"NOOO SNAPE LOVED LILY BUT THEN STARTED DATING JAMES!"
" So Lily cheated on Snape? "
"..."