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"After all this God d*mn time?"

" Mothaf*cking always. "

"SEVERUS YOU *SSHOLE YOU SHOULD OF TOLD ME YOU LOVED LILY D*MNIT!"

" Wasn't it always obvious? "

"SUCK MY-"

*Harry pops out of the Penseive*

"LILY CHEATED ON JAMES!"

*J.K. Rowling Apparates in*

"NOOO SNAPE LOVED LILY BUT THEN STARTED DATING JAMES!"

" So Lily cheated on Snape? "

"..."

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