Pokepuns

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Stantler (Stand her, stand)
Gabite (Good bye, a bite, grab a bite, grab bite)
Mareanie (Mean, meanie)
Absol-lutley (Absolutely)
Mew (New, knew, you)
Mew-sic (Music)
Lopunny (So punny, so funny, punny)
Audino (I dunno)
Wynaut (Why not)
Pikachu (Peek at you)
Raichu (Riot you, riot at you, write you, cry at you)
Pichu (Beat you, pee too, meet you, pee-yoo [disgusting])
Sawk (Sock)
Throh (Though, throw)
Geodue (Gee O dude)
Slowbro (Slow bro)
Slakoth (Slack off)
Sharpedo (Sharpie though)
Eevee-ning (Evening)
Eevee-body (Everybody)
Eevee-one (Everyone)
Eevee-day (Everyday)
Onix-spected (Unexpected)
Onix-cceptable (Unacceptable)
Snubull (Snuggle)
Tangela (Tangled, tangle, tangle-uh, tangled-uh)
Steelix (Steal it, steel its)
Kingdra (King of, king draw)
Seaking (Syncing, sinking, sea king, see king, seeking)
Chandlure (Chandelier)
Eggxecute (Execute)
Lunala-litwick (Lunatic)
Lunala (Lunatic)
Litwick (Nitwick, lunatic)
Darkrai (Dark cry, dark guy, dark eye)
Mewtwo (Me too, Mew too, new too)
Alola (Alola)
Waillord (Well lord)
Wailmer (Well me, well her)
Sawsbuck (Saw a buck)
Wartortle (War total, war today, war turtle, war)
Ivysoar (Ivy sore, if you saw)
Wooper (Super, woopee)
Machamp (My champ, Ima champ)
Alolan Eggxegutor (Alola next scooter [human, animal, or scooter {transportation vehicle}])
Chansey (Chance, can see)
Swanna (Wanna)
Farfectch'd (Farfectch'd)
Unown (Unknown)
De-scyther (Decipher)
Bayleef (Believe)
Ekans (I can, I can s-)
Meowth (Mouth)
Gloom (Groom, Gloom)
Shaymin (Shame in)
Tentacool (Cool, tend to cool)
Tentacruel (Cruel, tend to crawl)
Butterfree (Better free, better, free, butter free, butter)
Paras (Pair us, Paris)
Shuckle (Chuckle)
Natu (Not to, not you)
Natu-day (Not to day)
Mankey (Manly, manley, man key)
Primeape (Prime ape)
Swanna (Wanna)
Cleffa-hanger (Cliffhanger)
Cleffa (Cliff)
Clefariry-tale (Fairy tale)
Clefable (Fable)
Machoke (Chocke, Ima choke, my choke)

THERE IS MORE THAT EITHER ARENT USED AS MUCH OR HAVE CURSE WORDS.

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