Baddies Livin It Up

My Car?!

I woke up to something unbelievable and quite shocking......

The festival directors sent me a basket with gift cards to Forever 21, Olive Garden, Chipotle, and more along with various foods and snacks. I feel so loved.

There was a card inside. It said:

Dear YN:

We would like to thank you and your group for having such an amazing performance. Everyone's been talking about it. Your performance brought many people to the festival, and we hope to see you again come next year.

Thanks,

The Festival Directors

Wow. I really think I want some Olive Garden, it sounds good right now. I opened the door and walked down the hallway. I decided to get in the elevator because quite frankly, I just don't feel like walking. I know, I'm lazy for an athlete.

I walked out to the parking lot toward my spot in the front row, right next the red egg shaped car, where it could be seen from the window of my dorm. As I approached my spot, something seemed out of place. My car. Where is my car? I definitely parked it in my usual parking space. I was starting to panic. I called Yas.

Phone Convo:

Yn: I think...someone stole my car

Yas: Wait seriously?

Yn: Yes seriously, I was about to go to Olive Garden and I walked out to the parking lot, and my car isn't here.

Yas: You were going to Olive Garden? Without moi? :o

Yn: Can you puhlease focus on the problem at hand? I've been robbed!!!!

Yas: Are you sure? Did you park somewhere different from where you usually do?

YN: No! Listen, if you come out here and help me find it, I'll buy you some Olive Garden.

Yas: Alright

Yas walked over smiling.

Yas: Pshh this is the easiest reward I have ever earned.

Yn: Huh? How so.

Yas: Well it's simple. Your car is right over there.

Huh? I looked over to where she was pointing, and it actually does look like my car is in my space now that I'm looking more carefully. I walked over to the car and looked at it.

Yn: No, see, this can't be my car because it's missing the thingy in the front.

Yas: YN, this is your car. See look at the license plate.

It was definitely my license plate.

YN: Wait wtf? Okay, so I've still been robbed.

Yas: How?

YN: Someone stole my bra!

Yas: It looks like you're wearing one to me.

Yn: No, not my over the shoulder boulder holder, my bra! For my car!

Yas: Lol, what the hell? Why did your car have a bra, so it won't have saggy headlights or something? What is a car bra anyways?

Yn: It's a cover fastened around the front of an automobile to protect the grille.

Yas: Okay then. But why is is such a big deal? Just buy a new one. And anyways, it sounds like it would be ugly.

Yn: I can't just buy a new one! Mine was custom made, so I won't even be able to get the same one. And even if I could, it costs a lot of money. Let's go look on other people's cars. I'm sure the person is probably using it, and only students here can use this parking lot.