Scatter Plot

N.i.n.e

I'm that type of person who easily forgets passwords, despite it being the same one for everything. I'm also the one that refuses to hit the little "forget?" Button, admitting I forgot my password. It's to much work, and half the time they ask me something like my mom's birthday or my favorite song. I hate it when I get the song one, because my taste in music changes so drastically.

"What is your favorite movie?"

"...was this during my romance or action phase?" I glared at the screen, wondering why it didn't answer my question. "You know what, I'll skip this one, they'll give me a new question."

"What's your favorite song?"

"Ugh! Was this during my screamo or my Hamilton phase?" I quickly type in Guns and Ships.

"I'm sorry, this answer is not correct."

"Wait...now it's either my screamo or my kpop phase. You know what, screw this, I'm making a new account."

Thus begins the vicious cycle and the birth of three Wattpad, two Facebook, and two Pinterest accounts. I explained in the last chapter how I create multiple accounts for many different reasons, one of them being the need for privacy from my mom or friends, another being, passwords. My passwords all derive from the same one, but little changes are added here and there if one needs a symbol or number. Dad is an IT guy and he always taught me to have complex passwords so they're harder to crack. The thing is dad, I can't...remember the complex passwords.

"Now add a capital letter...and a number. Add an underscore there too."

"Dad! This password is now twenty seven characters!"

"Rachel, do you want a hacker to break into your Facebook and post pictures that your friends will see?" He stresses. I now my head, staring at my hands.

"No." I mutter.

"Good. Now add another hash tag."

Now this may seem a bit drastic or exaggerated, but I'm serious. This is why I hate passwords and trying to recover them.

"Did you forget your password?"

"Yes computer, I did, because my father wanted it to be hard for hackers...and impossible for the account user!" I yell at my poor unsuspecting computer. I wonder if my internet is slow on purpose or because my computer is reacting negatively to my screaming at it constantly.

It got bad enough I ended up taking my password off my kindle because I hated having to have my dad hack into it when I forgot. That, and I got really lazy and hated not being able to access my music quickly. I probably shouldn't be announcing this to the world, but I'm trying to make a point.

I've had the worst time with Divers Ed. I begged mom to put me in the class, because we all know how well I do with online courses. I mean, I really only wanted to go to the class because one of my best friends Nicole was taking the same one, but yeah, I'm bad at online stuff. I was diligent with the first lesson. Then they started to ask questions and my mind blanked on every thing I had scanned over. They also did this thing where you have to answer a few questions about yourself after each lesson to make sure it's actually you and not like your mom doing for you. Honestly I thought that was dumb, because you can just write down the answers for someone else to do them, but who would suffer through drivers ed for you. I'm sorry, but I don't love anyone on this planet that much to take drivers ed for them! Any who, when the first set of questions came, even am hour after I had submitted them, I had already forgotten...I should have written them down.

But then again, I still won't learn from this experience and it's bound to happen again in the near future. I should probably finish drivers ed, now that I think about it. I spent like sixty bucks on that torture. I may or may not have been procrastinating...for the last six months. I've been procrastinating getting my license in general, actually. I hate driving, so I see no use in getting my licence. This is probably another reason my parents get do frustrated with me constantly. Huh, food for thought, eh?

Well, what I took away from writing this chapter, (because we all know I just word vomit on this page without thinking it through) is that I need to finish drivers ed. I also am really forgetful, but I think I already knew that, and I'm really indecisive when it comes to what I like.

"What is your favorite fandom on Wattpad?"

"Well, my good sir Wattpad, today it has to be Danny Phantom, however yesterday it was Harry Potter, and tomorrow I'm leaning more towards How to Train your Dragon. Is that a good answer?" I hover over the submit button, knowing I should probably write that all down so I can remember it. "Meh, who writes things down anymore. I'll remember!"

Submit

I awkwardly stare at my tablet for a second.

"Well, shoot. I've already forgot."