Meek:
Walking in the living room they were gone, I forgot I told them to take a shower and go to bed. I chuckled to myself at them actually listening. Taking off my Givenchy belt I sat on the bed calling Omelly. He answered on like the last ring.
Meek: "Took yo ugly ass long enough to answer."
Omelly: "Man fuck you want? Know I'm busy and shit."
Meek: "Nicki and Lex drunk my shit."
Omelly: "Okay nigga, yo shit not mine. Do what you gotta do."
Meek: "Say less"
Omelly: "Lex need to call me when you done, she know better. Did she take them pills?"
Meek: "Nah she said she wasn't taking nothing till you told her what it was."
Omelly: "That's a bet, she annoy the fuck outta me. Can't do simple shit"
Meek: "What was it anyway?"
Omelly: "Well its like this tracker thing I had bought, basically she swallows it and I can track her for up to 3 months. The other one was just an Advil though."
I chuckled because this nigga was deadass. No wonder she got trust issues.
Meek: "Alright, Ima holla at you tomorrow. The water just turned off."
Omelly: "Yeah yeah"
He hung up the phone and I placed it on the dresser. Watching them walk out the shower the looked confused.
Nicki: "What?"
Meek: "Y'all love being in trouble?"
Lexii: "Huh?"
Meek: "My vodka, then y'all tried to play me like I'm dumb. Put some damn water in it."
They looked at each other holding there towels together tightly.
Nicki: "I don't know what you're talking about?"
Lexii: "Me either, I don't even drink."
Meek: "Yeah, so who getting they ass beat first?"
Nicki: "For what exactly?"
Meek: "It was just gone be for drinking my shit, wanna add lying?"
Nicki: "Look it was just me, I drunk it a few days ago. While you were sleeping, lex ain't know nothing about it."
Meek: "This true Lexii?"
I said standing up with my belt in hand
Lexii: "No nic, I can't let you take the fall for this it was my idea in the first place."
Nicki: "Damn you can't even let me be a good friend? You wild."
They laughed looking at each other, I rolled my eyes. They ain't gone be laughing soon.
Meek: "That's enough dumb and dumber who first?"
Lexii: "I mean you can't beat me you not my nigga."
I chuckled looking at her
Meek: "I can, already called him. I can do whatever to yo ass. He want you to call him afterwards too. That should be fun."
Lexii: "Damn you told him already? Couldn't wait to snitch. Thought you was supposed to be some type of gangsta."
Meek: "And the winner of the first ass whopping is our very own firecracker! Nicki go downstairs and get me a wooden spoon."
