Shadowhunter Imagines and Prefences

Imagine- Pick up lines (Alec×Reader)

You
Alec

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Hey babe

Hey

Are you a camera?

What?

Because every time I look at you,
I smile

I'm so confused...

Is your mom a beaver?

What? No, you've met my mother.

Because damnnn😍

Are you drunk?

Are you Google?

Where are you?

Because you have everything I'm looking for😍

Tell me where you are, Y/N!

Do you have an inhaler?

Why? Are you ok? What's wrong?!

Because you took my breath away.

Wait, are you doing pick up lines?

You wanna know what the best thing in my life is?

Let's flip a coin.

The first word of that sentence.

Heads, you're mine.
Tails, I'm yours.

Can I walk you home?

Was that an earthquake?

Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Or did you just rock my world.  (When you gonna give up?)

I lost my teddy bear (NEVER!!)

Can I tie your shoes?

So can I sleep with you instead?

Cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.

Your lips look lonely

Read 4:02pm

Would they like to meet mine?

Dammit...

MWAHAHAHA I GOT YOU!

Read 4:07

I WON! I WON! *does happy dance*

Ok, ok.  You won. Stop gloating.

It's not my fault I'm a champion😏

Yeah, ok.  I have work bye!

BYE FELICIA!

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😆😆😆😆

I hate you.

NOOOOOO, YOU LOVE ME!

unfortunately, true.  Goodbye, I love you.  See you at home.

I love you too.  What are you going to me at home?😏

Really? Are you kidding me?

Hey! I'm just asking!

Fine... I will make you some food!

YEAHHHH! THANKS, BUT I WANT PIZZA INSTEAD!

ok, I'll order pizza.

Bye, I love you.

Love you too, babygirl.