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"So I'm gay and everyone on my floor is really accepting of it, all except for this one girl.  She's incredibly religious, and even if she wasn't, she has the personality of a deflated balloon.  So one day she got on the elevator with me, and after I said hi to her, proceeded to say "God hates fags."  Bit the joke's on her because I've been having sex with her "God-fearing" boyfriend since first semester.  God bless, bitch." 

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