Funny LGBT+

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My flight was being served by this obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in good moodes as he served food and drinks.  As the plane started to descend he came swishing down the aisle saying "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane soon, so, lovely people, if you could just put your trays up that would be super"  On his trip back down the aisle he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.  "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground"  She calmly turned her head and said "In my country I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one"  To which (I swear) the flight attendant said, without missing a beat, "Well sweet-cheeks in my country I am a queen, and that outranks you.  Tray up, bitch"