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So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her makeup and outfit was rainbow but her contacts were red and so while she was marching a protestor came up to her and said "you're going straight to hell" and she just turned around, looked him dead in the eye and said "well, duh, I've got a kingdom to run" and the protestor nearly fucking passed out and that is her legacy I want to be like her.

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