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Dad:  I like cranberry sauce
Me:  I like vagina
Step mom's mom: OH MY GOD!
Dad: Damn in Courtney, all I wanted was some cranberry sauce!
Step mom's mom:  OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO REPULSIVE-
Dad:  Oh my god, who cares if she likes vagina, if I don't get my cranberry sauce somebody's gonna hurt!
Step mom's mom:  BUT SHE-
Dad:  Can it grandma and pass the sauce!

And that's my coming out story.

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