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Guy in a class on the topic of a school trip:   wait, there's only two beds per room?  I'm not sleeping with one of you.  I'm not, like, gay or something.  Can't we just pay for another room?  Like, I'm not gay.

His friend:  dude, just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean that you're gonna wake up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass.

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