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Fact:  bi people in different gender relationships are basically straight.  Bi people in same gender relationships are basically gay.  Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other.  Tigers are basically large house cats and are suitable pets.  Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services with the A4 paper you find in printers.  Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.

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