Me: *sees a pack of Polar Ice gum in the store*
Me: *starts making weird dance moves like I'm a wet noddle being electrocuted*
Me: "HELP ME POLAR ICE, HELP ME POLAR ICE HELP ME...
My friend Greg: "what are you even doing right now."
Me: *stops and stares because I realise how weird I must look*
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*While we have guest over for lunch, serving a casserole with rice in it*
Me: HELP BOWL OF RICE HELP ME BOWL OF RICE HELP ME...
Everyone: •_•
Me: k then bai
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*It's starts pouring the rain outside*
Me: THUNDERSTORMS CLOUDS SNOW AND A SLIGHT DRIZZLE
Mom: IT BETTER NOT SNOW IN JULY.
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Me: *laughs so hard at a joke my friend made I lost my voice*
Me: I'M BARELY VOCAL.
Me: *laughs so hard at my own joke I had to get up and leave the table for five minutes*
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Mom: *asks me where the phone charger is*
Me: I found some chargers in an order that is new.
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Me: *loading dishwasher after our meal*
Me: "CAN YOU SAVE, CAN YOU SAVE MY, CAN YOU SAVE MY HEAVY DIRTY BOWL?"
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Me: *songs tear in my heart in a car full of people because the road we're on is covered in potholes then sinks into my seat BECAUSE I SANG IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHY THE HECK WOULD I DO THAT*
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See kids... This is what happens when you sell your soul to a band. ❤
-StayAliveBucky ❤
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TØP TRASH
FanficCaution: this book contains rants, appreciation, fangirling, and all around love for the band that saved my life. ❤ |-/
