An Unsinkable Love • Salyssa

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Sapphire's stupid ass thought her mom was calling her, but really her mom was watching her daytime Spanish shows.

Fucking dumbass!

Sapphire stopped in her tracks. "Who the hell is talking?" She looked in the hallway, but she saw nothing. Her dumbfounded little booty kept walking to the living room.

"Hey mom," Sapphire said once she found her way to the couches. "Did you call me?"

"What did I say about interrupting me while I watched my shows?" Her mom yelled, not looking up from the TV.

"I uh-" Sapphire wasn't sure of what to say. "I thought you called me."

"You've gotta learn to be more competent!" Her mother ignored her comment.

Pffft. You're telling me!

"Shut up, you're not helping!" Sapphire yelled out of no where.

"What?" Her mother stood from the couch and gave her dagger eyes.

"No, not you!" Sapphire facepalmed, "The author!"

"Oh young lady!" Her mother growled, "!Oh, que no es un problema con la vida de la población¡"

"What?" Sapphire titled her head at her mother. "That made no sense."

"The author doesn't know how to speak Spanish, what did you expect?" Sapphire's mother shouted.

"Yeah, well Google translate-" Sapphire sighed, as her mother began shouting broken Spanish again. "Nevermind."

"Oh ok gracias por el mensaje que me lo han dicho algo de eso y no se que más hacer!"

Sapphire completey ignored her mother, walking to the copy machine with her drawing that magically appeared in her hands.

Ayeo, show me that trick!

"You're the author." Sapphire stated, placing the magic paper into the copy machine.

It came out a minute later, and her mom was still rambling on about absolute bullshit, because her Spanish literally translated to random words.

"Yeah, yeah." Sapphire mumbled, walking out of the house and slamming the door on her way out.

Shit, if I'd ever done that I'd gotten an ass whoopin'.