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To do list (ordered by importance/importance):

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To do list (ordered by importance/importance):

1. Convince mama and papa to let me move to America

 Beg, Cry, Bribe, Negotiate

 Show persistence

2. Save up money to go to school in America

 Dad is willing to pay for school if I can afford residence and meals

 Backup: Have Rani secretly send money if I run out

3. Study hard to get into a good school

 Preferably one in New York (NYU)

4. Goodbye India

 Hope to not be homeless and alone

 Find friends

 Study well

 Get job as nurse

5. Get into Med school

 First time= bust :'(

 Second times a charm?

 Lucky number 3?

6. Live a long happy life

 DON'T FORGET TO GO SKY DIVING

 SWIM WITH SHARKS

 SWIM WITH HIPPOS

 SEE LIBERTY BELL

 GO TO EACH CONTINENT

 GO TO GREECE

 HAVE A WEIRD LESBIAN EXPERIENCE

 FIGURE OUT OTHER THINGS I WANT TO DO!

Nowhere on this this list did it ever say to fall in love with the egotistic, suit wearing douche-bag who plays laser tag with 8-year old's and will sleep with anything that has boobs who happens to be an ex-hippie and would do anything for his friends. Including me, his best friend. How did this happen? And why now of all times? Why does the world hate me and how did I fall in love with Barney Stinson? I mean i guess it true what they say...there is no right time or place to fall in love, it happens when you least expect it.

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