The Bat Sage (Orochimaru X Reader)

Chapter XVI: Home

Since readers are too shy to comment, I'll continue it way I prefer :) I really want to get rid of this story soon and write what I really find amusing, before it will lose it's thrill as well. :/ But sadly this story can't end soon, I still have a lot of stuff planned.

Here's another Oreo fan art by me, because global warming is not hot enough ;)

Isn't he a cutie? I tried to make him look real. :D

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You've appeared in your room.

— Who's there? I have a weapon! — You heard your [family member] scream and saw him/her holding a pan. — [Y/N]?! Are you a ghost?

— Do I look transparent?

— Where you were this whole time? Don't tell me that you were fine, yet you've decided to get lost and make me think that something terrible happened to you. Did you want to give me a heart attack or something? — He/She said in a hateful, threatening tone, raising a pan.

— I knew that it was a bad idea to return...

— You could've said where you were going and how long!

— You have a point, but it wasn't as easy as you think... I still haven't idea what to say. — You were thinking about what to say or how to make her/him leave home for few hours, so (s)he wouldn't get heart attack when an anime character would suddenly appear in the house. — Should we take a walk? I feel like taking a walk.

— Hold on. Are you really [Y/N]? Since when do you like walking, you should've started watching cartoons instead! Besides I don't feel like walking, all I want to hear is your story!

You facepalmed. It wasn't really a good idea to tell him/her truth and possibly end up in madhouse before your proof's arrival, but you didn't really like telling lies and also couldn't think of one so fast and felt like you could trust him/her, so you've decided to risk and say truth.

Time skip bought to you by Choji's underwear look–alike headband

You were sitting in your room, alone. [Your family member] decided to cook for you. He/She didn't believe your story, but spared you from calling madhouse and didn't ask anything, completely sure that (s)he couldn't get satisfying answer from the crazy person.

One hour and five minutes passed and Orochimaru was still nowhere to be seen. You've started to worry. Did he decide to dump you and leave your notebook for himself? No, he wasn't the type to have sex with someone he hadn't feelings for. Did he get lost? He wasn't dumb type either. What could've happened? Maybe Karin and Suigetsu started fight again while he was getting ready and destroyed the notebook? That was possible, but knowing Orochimaru, he was probably secretly working on making other notebooks, so he could repair it probably sooner or later.

— I'm sorry, I'm late, — He suddenly appeared next to you.

— I told you to not to make me wait! You should've come 15 minutes ago, what took you so long?!

— I was getting ready...

You've rolled your eyes. Of course beauty obsessed person like him would need centuries to get ready. You should've known your future husband.

— Do I look beautiful? — He asked nervously, flicking his hair. Markings around his eyes were gone, so were his earrings. His eyes were still yellowish green, but his irises were round. He was wearing black shoes, black pants and long sleeved white shirt to cover his tattoo. He looked like a normal guy, just (VERY, VERY MUCH) hotter.

— As always.

— So, thiss is your room?

— Sorry, I don't own castle look–alike hideouts like you.

Orochimaru suddenly narrowed his eyes.

— What?

— I feel someone's presence . Somebody's nearing.

— Oh, it's just my [family member].

Boom!

Your [family member] opened the door, dropped food and stared at Orochimaru.

— Who are you? How did you get here?

— Hello. I am... — Orochimaru looked at you, not sure what to say, and continued after you silently nodded, — I am Orochimaru, and who you might be?

— Nice joke. I get it, you've brought some cosgamer here, didn't you? — [YFM] (I'll write your family member like this) looked at you.

— It's c o s p l a y e r and no, he's real. Go ahead, make a clone or do something, — You've tugged at Orochimaru's sleeve.

— So you know tricks? I'm not falling for this...

It took one hour to assure [YFM] that he wasn't doing tricks and another hour to stop him/her from believing that he was a wizard (he really was sort of a wizard, though).

— OHMYGODYOU'VEFINALLYDIDIT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WERE DROOLING OVER HIM SO LONG! I CAN'T BELIEVE! — She/He whisper yelled in your ear.

„This is kinda humiliating" You thought as you covered your face with both hands.

— But he's dangerous, I can't allow you to be with him.

— Too bad, we're already together and won't it be more dangerous if I'll tell him that I want to dump him? — You've whispered jokingly.

— Hey you. If you want to stay here, you need to get a job, got it? I don't plan on feeding you. — Said [YFM].

— I guess he can be a teacher, body guard or a singer. But I don't really think that it's a good idea, he might accidentally reveal too much skills. — You've hesitated.

— Oh, do not worry, my dearest. I'm not that stupid. And being teacher sounds nice, I'm experienced at that. Also I might like some student and steal his or her body.