Jagk: SOMEONE SEND HELP!
Pattycakes: What? What happened?
Jagk: IT'S ALEX!
Pepe: What's wrong with him?
Jagk: HE'S WEARING A FUCKING MINI SKIRT!
Frnk: So?
Jagk: Excuse me I don't think I've made myself clear
Jagk: MY HOT FUCKING BOYFRIEND IS WEARING A SHORT SLUTTY SKIRT!
VicQuinn: We're on a double date with them and my mom is driving and it's uncomfortable
KellinFuentes: Like Vic's mom saw Alex and said he looked pretty but like Jack is sitting dangerously close to Alex
JacksBitch: Hi Jackie
Jagk: SUFISJFOVISJDJSNCSUICIDALFJFJSJCKVVKDKV
Frnk: I could find a lot words in that but I could not find Jesus
XoxoGee: I found suicidal
Tyty: Same
Jishwa: You guys wanna talk?
KellinFuentes: GUY! I'm in the back of the car with jack n alex and I can hear jack's hands going under alex's skirt
JacksBitch: Yes daddy
XoxoGee: Am I the only one who wants to see Alex in a skirt?
VicQuinn: Wait weve just been dropped off and I'm pretty sure jack's gonna take 50 photos
Tyjo: cool
Jishwa: sick
Jagk:
Jagk: MY BABY LOOKS SO HOT AND CUTE!
XoxoGee: Wowie
Frnk: Someone's bootay bouta hurt tonite
Tyjo: ew
JacksBitch: It fucking better
Jagk: Oh it will
JacksBitch: ;)
A while later...
KellinFuentes: GUYS
XoxoGee: Yee?
Pepe: I wanted to say that
KellinFuentes: I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE
Frnk: What did Jack do now?
KellinFuentes: HE'S BUYING THOSE LONG CANDLES AND HE'S GETTING THEM IN THE SHADES OF PINK ALEX IS WEARINGJD
XoxoGee: WowzA
The next day...
KellinFuentes: I am officially DISGUSTED
KellinFuentes: Alex came to school and there were these pink dots on him
KellinFuentes: I think even Tyler knows what happened
Tyjo: Sadly I do
JacksBitch: For some reason the candles wouldn't come off