Call Me Karma

So unladylike

" Ouch"

" Just one more you're almost done"

" Come on Cora don't be such a baby."

I tightened my grip around Sage's hand as the beauty clinic lady ripped the cloth off my skin. It left a burning and tingling sensation once the wax and hair was removed, everything from head to toe ached. 

" Man, I can't believe I actually agreed to do this." 

Sage rolled her eyes and look at me with a stink eye. 

" I had to wipe the entire school's floors as a punishment and you are whining about getting waxed! And may I add you were the one who came up with the idea of going partying."

Oh yeah about that; Sage and Savannah both agreed to come to the party, of course, they were surprised that I asked them out since I hate going out especially to high school parties. Savannah said and I quote " Reed's ways are rubbing on you, next week you will be walking in a cheerleader uniform walking hand in hand with golden boy Reed." Ha! Like that would ever happen. They can think whatever they want as long as they don't figure out the real reason why I am going. 

As for Reed I haven't seen him even less talked to him. That's because you are avoiding him my stupid conscious kept telling me. I couldn't care less about him, I mean the little friendship or whatever you want to call it we had is over and he doesn't owe me anything so it makes sense for him to go back to his old ways. If he wants to shag the whole school let him be, if he wants to pierce his eyebrows it's his choice, if he wants a fricking goat then he can buy himself a goddamn goat!

" Honey I'm gonna need you to relax your thighs if I wanna wax down there." The lady gently said to me. 

" Wait, what?! I don't need to be waxed down there! I am going to be wearing a dress that will make Mother Teresa look like a slut!" 

"Cora!" Sage snapped at me "Don't talk about Mother Teresa in such a dirty way!" She lets go of my hand after she received a very "important" call. Great, now I'm all alone in the hands of the devil. 

" Oh I'm sorry, but in case you have forgotten I have a hot popsicle stick two centimeters away from my fricking vagina!" I shouted as she walked away to a quieter and more peaceful place to talk. 

A hot and sticky sensation filled my lower body making me squirm like a snail taking a salt bath. Who needs to get a bikini wax! Of all the things a woman could invent to get waxed why choose down south!

" Okay on the count of three I will rip the cloth off." I nodded vigorously just waiting for this nightmare to end. 

"one"

"two"

"..."

" Oh my god just rip the thing off!"

"Three"

" Mother..."

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Sage has her midnight blue dress on. It is gorgeous! it stops mid thigh and it has long sleeves made out of lace. She has a tight and high bun and flawless makeup, she looks perfect. Savannah keeps trying to fit into a red piece of fabric that could definitely pass for a glove. I was holding both of her feet while Sage pulled the dress up and, well, Savannah was holding her breath hoping that somehow the dress might rise an inch. She kept saying and I quote " Holding your breath makes you lose a few pounds maybe that is the secret to fitting in this dress" yeah right maybe you should take a magic pill that helps you fit into kinky dresses.