Poppy: Sure! Branch! Come here please!
Branch: Hey, Pops! What's up?
Poppy: *ahem* Two words. I'm. Pregnant...*grabs stomach dramatically to make the moment more dramatic*
Branch: WHAT?! OMG! POPPY!! But, we never...
Poppy: Maybe we forgot! Anyways, what do you want it to be??!!!
Branch: ...a girl....
Poppy: Awww Branch!!!! Oh! We have to tell Troll Village!
Troll Village
Poppy:*gets on mushroom* Everyone! May I have your attention please?! I have an announcement to make!
Every Troll: Yes queen Poppy?
Poppy: *sighs* I'm... Pregnant.*smiles*
GD: JXNDJWJDKDKWKFONFWIJFNDJFJCNAAAAAAHHHH-*fants*
Every Troll: *is silent*
Branch: What the fu-
Poppy: Branch, language!
Branch: Sorry, what the fudge?
Poppy: Alright everyone! Enjoy the rest of the day!!
Every Troll: Awwwww!!!
Poppy: Ya know what guys! I have an announcement to make, again. *ahem* My pregnancy was a... dare.
Every Troll: WWWWHHHHHHAAAAATTT??
Peppy: I thought I was gonna be a grandpa... That's alright maybe nextime!
GD:..... NNNNNOOOOOOOCDNJSNCNEJXJFNCJDJNDNCNNFNCBCBXNCDNJDJDIEEJNCCNNCJDJDJCNDJDJDJ WHY WORLD??!! WHY?!
Branch: It was a dare?! Oh, I figured cause, we never actually... ya know...
Poppy: I know, but, sometime. And someday... we'll be chasing a little troll around our pod.*giggles*
Branch: Yup.
Poppy: Well, too bad the authors not here. Anyways, that's all for toda-
Author: You thought I wasn't gonna be in this chapter did you? Well, lemme finish for you poppy. That's all for today!!
Poppy: Oh hush!! *giggles* Bye everyone!!
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Ask/Dare Poppy and Branch!!
Random(TEMPORARILY ON HOLD. Due to rare Questions or Dares.) Poppy and Branch will answer any questions or dares you have or questions for them.BUT it has to be clean. NO👏. BROPPY👏. CHILDREN👏. Alright, I need to chill. Anyways, Ask away. 💗💙
