Dare(Poppy): Pretend to divorce with Branch.

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Poppy:*reads dare* ARE YOU CRAZY!!???? HE'S MA BAE!! HE'S MA BAE FOREVER!!
BRANCHIE IS MA BAE! SO BACK OFF, OFF, OFF!

Author: I'm sorry Poppy! I didn't ask the dare!!!

Poppy: REALLY?!

Author: It wasn't me! I'm not gonna tell you cause you'll probably run after her!!

Poppy: Ugh, fine!

Author:*whispers EXTREMELY quietly* We both respect you Trollsfan101 , this is gonna be good!

Poppy's Pod

Poppy: BRANCH! Come here!

Branch: Yeah Pops?

Poppy: I think we should get a divorce...

Branch: WHAT???!!!!!! ARE YOU CRAZY??!!!!

Poppy:*sobs uncontrollably* Yes.

Branch: *scoffs* You are unbelievable...*runs out of Pod crying*

Poppy: WHY WORLD??!*collapses on floor sobbing*

Author: This is so sad...(I'm literally freakin sad rn, I have a lump in my throat, but, IT'LL ALL BE GOOD IN THE END!!!)

1 week later...

Poppy: BRANCH!! *bursts through pod door and almost breaks it* IT WAS A DARE AND I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT BUT I HAD TO AND I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK!! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!! YOU ARE MY FIRST AND KAST LOVE!! III LOOOOOVVVEEE YYYYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!
*hugs him and falls*

Branch: *sobs tears of joy* Oh, poppy, thank the troll lord it was a dare, I love you too. *strokes her face*

Poppy: *stands up and kisses branch*

Branch: *obviously kisses her back*

Poppy: I love you, Branchie.

Branch: I love you too, Pops.

Author: DIS IS SO SAD AND CUTE!!!!

Both: WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY CHAPTER OF THIS BOOK?

Author: Bcuz I feel like it.

Branch: Oh lord...

Poppy: Well that's all for now!

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