Dare:(Poppy): Pretend to Drown and Use Creek for CPR

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Poppy: *runs to trash can and pukes*

Branch: *runs to her and pats her back*

Poppy: I'M NOT DOING THAT!!

Author: I don't want you to do it either but, it is what it is.*shrugs*

Poppy: *whines like a little kid* But I don't wanna do it!!

Author: HURRY YOUR LITTLE BUTT UP! *scoots her away*

Poppy: Fine!

At a River.(heh)

Poppy: Creek! Get over here now! *jumps in water and waits for Creek*

Creek: Wut is it Poppy?

Poppy:*pretends to drown* *gurgles water* Help!

Creek: Poppy! *dives in* OUCH! I forgot this wasn't that deep. *swims to Poppy* *pulls her out*

Poppy: *pretends to choke* *sighs*

Creek: Now I need to do CPR. *hold her nose, puts his lips on hers, gives her 'air'*

Poppy: *kicks him in his chest*  GET AWAY FROM MEH! *spits because she has creeks nasty a** germs on her* BLECK! I NEED TO WASH MY MOUTH WITH LISTERINE. RIGHT. NOW! *runs to her pod*

Creek: Why the troll did she call me over here? Ugh, I'm just gonna meditate. HHHHUUUUUMMMMMMMMM... HHHUUUUUUMMMMMMM.

Random Troll: SHUT UP!

Creek: huuuuummmmm... huuummm

Random Troll: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU! SHUT UP!

Creek: You know what? I'm leaving.

Poppy's Pod

Poppy: *runs to bathroom* *opens cabinet* *shoves everything out of the way until she finds listerine* THERE IT IS!! *legit swishes half the bottle* *spits it out* OH MA TROLL! MEH NEED MORE! *swishes the other half* *spits it out* *sighs* Much better.

Branch: *walks in bathroom* *sees empty listerine bottle in the trash* Wtt? Meh.

Poppy: *collapses on couch* Now I wanna bleach my eyes from seeing his ugly face. Nah, I'll probably die! Hehe.

Branch: Why is there an empty listerine bott- oh. *cracks knuckles* Oh, I'm gonna slap him!

Poppy: Go strait ahead Branchie! Well that's all for now!

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