Branch: Oh my troll. Heck yes. POPPY! Come here!
Poppy: Yes Branchie?
Branch: Do you know that sweat is actually really good for your body?
Poppy: No, I didn't know that! But, it's kinda gross though. *giggles* (I'm just gonna make up random crap cuz I dunno anything about survival skills. XD)
Branch: OH! And did you know that having a canon in your bunker prevents creatures from getting in and hurting you?!
Poppy: *is already getting annoyed* Heh, no I didn't know that! *chuckles nervously*
Branch: OH OH and collecting sticks is great for you cause you work out by carrying the sticks in your arms?!
Poppy: N-no. *wants to yell shut up but can't*
Branch: Oh and also-
24 hours later
Branch: *is still blabbing about survival skills*
Poppy: *has dark circles around her eyes* That. Is. IT! SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Branch: *random watch beeps* And done!
Poppy: What?
Branch: Me talking about survival skills was a dare.
Poppy: OH MY TROLL. I need sleep... Bye Branch.
Branch: *chuckles* Uhh, bye?
Author: Oh my troll. This was hilarious.
Poppy: *in a dreadful voice* That's all for today...
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