Dare(Poppy): Eat Cat Food

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Poppy: Crap. *facepalms* I CAN'T EVEN EAT FISH. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS??!!!!

Author: Idk. JUST EAT THE FRICKIN' FOOD!!!!

Poppy: *takes a little bit* *slowly puts it in her mouth* *spits it out immediately* BLECK!!! THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTINGEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED!!

Author: "Disgustingest" isn't a word, Poppy.

Poppy: DOES IT LOOK LIKE A CARE???!!!! I'M PRETTY MUCH GONNA DIE FROM EATING THIS!!! I NEED TO WASH MY MOUTH OUT AND EAT SOME REALLY GOOD FOOD AFTER THIS!!!!

Author: Oh my troll*facepalms and turns around*

Poppy: *runs to bathroom* *spits in sink* I NEED WATER!!!!!

Author: Water is just gonna make it worse. Here, try some of that listerine.*hands her listerine*

Poppy: THANK YOU!!! *grabs it* *gurgles half the bottle* *spits it out* OH MA TROLL!!! THAT WAS SO GROSS!! Not as gross as Creek giving me CPR. But, IT WAS SO GROSS!!! Well, that's it for today. The next dare is on Tuesday. See ya later. I'm gonna go get some Trollbucks. It's better than food.

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