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Girls Night Out

Prompt:Batmom goes and visits the Birds of Prey for the weekend and come back home to her family.
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"You don't have to go do you?" Bruce whined.

You chuckle and peck him on the lips,"It's just two days I think you can handle four boys and a little girl. Or is Batman gone soft?" You purr.

He wasn't about to let his ego skin.
He crossed his arms across his chest and stared at you,"Enjoy your weekend dear. I can handle it all."

You full on laughed nearly rolling on the floor.

"Okay hotshot. If you can handle all five kids, I'll do that thing you like." She challenge.

He smirked,"Your on and if you win?"

You smirk,"You have to wear a pink batsuit for a week on patrol." You grin.

He chuckled while looking at the ground,"Deal."

You give each of your sons a kiss on the cheek and you basically squeeze your daughter in a tight hug.

"Mommy your squishing me!!!" (D/n) whined.

You chuckle before handing her to Dick.

"Have fun boys." You smirk.

You gave Bruce a evil grin before leaving the Manor.

Bruce thought you were going on a mission Iceland when really Dinah, Diana and you were going to Hawaii for a girls weekend.

Currently you were laying on a pool chair when a buff bartender brought a phone over to you.

He winked at you but you're old enough to be his mother.

"Thank you....Yes Bruce?"

"How's the mission?"

Your eyes widened,"Oh....um good. How's playing den Mother?"

You heard a crash and a scream followed by a ssh. You sipped on your cocktail waiting for a answer.

"Everything is fun!"

Oh sure, because hearing a scream and glass breaking is totally a sigh that everything was okay.

"Okay," another boy was walking towards you with more drinks.

"Oh no........ gotta good more goons, kiss the kids for me!" You hang up before he can speak.

"Refill?"
"Sure." You took a big sip of your drink.

It later that night, you and the girls were at a expansive dinner when your phone rang.

"Yes dear husband of mine?"

You heard a shuffle?"Hi mom."

You blinked for a second,"Tim?"

You heard him chuckle,"What is it sweetie?"

"Um...." you heard a loud beeping and screams of terror.

"Where is the fire extinguisher?"

You paid for your meal and turned towards the door heading back to your room,"Under the sink, and let me guess  your father tried to cook again?" You said pressing a button for the elevator.

"Yeah him and Dick."

You sighed and stepped into the elevator.

"Tim go in my room and go into my nightstand there is about $30 bucks. Order a pizza."

"Okay love you mom."

"Love you to and sweetie don't let them cook ever again. Where's your sister?"

"With Jason."
You sighed with relief.

"Okay well I'll be home tomorrow, tell Jason and your sister I love them."

"Okay. What about Dick and Bruce?"

"Tell Dickie I love him and tell your father I'm kicking his ass for burning my new kitchen down."

"Okay gotta go mom. Bye bye."

Bye honey."

You hang up and sigh.

You return home a day early and find Bruce putting flames out in the kitchen.

You tap your foot on the floor and your children surround you.

He out the tank down and put his hands on his knees.
"Okay no tells m--

"Uh Bruce." Jason said.

He looked up and all the color drained from his face.

"Honey I'm home." You glare at your husband.

"How's was girls trip?" He turned bright red.

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"Okay be safe on patrol everyone." You waved holding (D/n) in your arms.

The boys waved hoping into the Batmoblie.

And everyone broke into a laugh when the Pink Knight.
He growled at you and you just smirked.

"Bye Batman!" Your daughter waved.

He lightened up and waved before hopping into the batmoblie feeling the mercy of the boys.

You turned and walked away.