Random.Reality.Rants

R.R.R. #3

Scene 1:

You were at a pool, swimming and minding your own business so were the other people there...

then at the corner of your eye...

you saw...

one gorgeous out of this world creature who just joined in...

You tried all sorts of fake gestures to confirm if what you're seeing really was an authentic brand or an imitation of your already blurry vision...

then you confirmed that it was indeed true...

that it was indeed a big fish...

But you were just too shy...and not to mention...frozen to even do something about it.

SCENE 2:

It happened again.

Same guy. Same pool.

You were already with friends because you told them about the walking (in that case swimming) miracle that you saw the other day...

You waited for 2 hours...

You were about to give up...

When yup! There he was...

But still...nobody's thick-faced enough to do something...anything!!!

SCENE 3:

And again. Same guy. Same pool.

He must have already noticed that you were all sneaking glances at him...

While you were seated at a beach bench, right beside the pool...

Instead of you making the first move....

HE  WAS THE ONE WHO FINALLY APPROACHED YOU!

Gorgeous guy: Hi

You: H-hi

Gorgeous guy: Do you know what time it is?

...

...

...

You: NO. (Then ran for your life because you literally can't breath!!!)

CONCLUSION:

Nothing. You're just a dumb-ass!!!!