veronica.lodge has added bettyboop, shithead, archiekins and kevin.killer to "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS"
veronica.lodge: GUYS
veronica.lodge: oh my god guys answer seirously
veronica.lodge: when jughead makes a gc to send a picture of a dog you guys answer in .2 seconds but when your friend is in CRISIS you take hourrrsss?
shithead: Veronica, it's been 2 minutes.
shithead: also, *seriously
veronica.lodge: living up to the username, i see
bettyboop: Sorry, Ronnie. I was finishing up some work for the Blue & Gold. What's up?
kevin.killer: i was texting moose but i guess if this is a legitimate emergency then ill stick around here
veronica.lodge: it is an ABSOLUTE emergency. where the hell is archibald???
archiekins: hey hey, i'm like five minutes late no need to bust out the birthname
veronica.lodge: okay, so now that we're all here.
veronica.lodge: okay well last night i slept over at cheryl's right? cause of the memorial and everything?
kevin.killer: yes, although i stand by the opinion that that was a terrible idea. she's satan.
bettyboop: Kev, be nice.
veronica.lodge: okay, well, first of all her family is SERIOUSLY messed up. like, i'm starting to understand why she's such a bitch all the time. but, ANYWAY, we were talking and having a heart to heart and stuff
kevin.killer: thats impossible ron, cheryl has no heart
veronica.lodge: kevin if you don't shut up i s2g
veronica.lodge: aaanyway, we were talking and i think we almost kissed???
veronica.lodge: no, i'm sure we almost kissed. like, that was a moment.
archiekins: WHAT? :0
shithead: Know a Fence, Veronica, but I literally care like -100%
veronica.lodge: ShTU the FCUK up HUJEAD i am freaKIGN OUT
bettyboop: Jug, stop being mean.
bettyboop: Well, just tell her you don't like her like that? idk...
archiekins: i didnt kno cheryl was a lesbian
kevin.killer: archie...
bettyboop: honey...
shithead: bro even i knew that one
veronica.lodge: well idk if i do like her like that
archiekins: ARE YOU A LESBIAN TOO?
archiekins: my whole life has been a lie
veronica.lodge: i'm not a lesbian
veronica.lodge: i'm bisexual
bettyboop: what
kevin.killer: what
archiekins: what
shithead: Hey Macklemore can we go thrift shopping?
shithead: HA sorry I had to
veronica.lodge has kicked shithead out of the chat
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Support Group for the Romantically Challenged // Riverdale
FanfictionAfter Veronica leaves Cheryl's, she has a bit of a dilemma. She texts her crew to help her out. They kind of do that. Basically another Riverdale chat-fic where I try to be funny but ultimately fail. Pairings: Cheronica, Bughead, Valarchie, Joakevin...
