Support Group for the Romantically Challenged // Riverdale

Five

veronica.lodge to "Get your head in the game."

veronica.lodge: betty im omw

betty.boop: Can you bring your hair curler idk where mine went

veronica.lodge: yeah

archiekins: why are you guys getting ready it's not even noon

veronica.lodge: we decided to make a day of it

veronica.lodge: we're gonna do facials and manipedis while talking shit it's gonna be great

kevin.killer: im offended why was i not invited???

archiekins: bro don't even start this argument with them bc you'll lose

shithead: Archie's right, Veronica is serious about her B&V time I'm pretty sure she's almost fought me before

shithead: She may be like five feet tall but man is she scary

cherylbombshell: she's not scary you're just a wimp

cherylbombshell: also ronnie, be ready by 7 i'm picking you up for dinner :)

shithead: I'm not a wimp, I'm a Man

shithead: I do manual labor

archiekins: you worked with my dad for like a day

veronica.lodge: okay cher :)

veronica.lodge: and betty i'm here come get me i don't wanna knock i'm scared of your mom

betty.boop: omw

shithead: Archie I'm coming over I need help

shithead: I don't know how to tie a tie

archiekins: bro i don't either

shithead: I know but your dad does

archiekins: you right you right

kevin.killer: how do they not know how to tie a tie that's just

cherylbombshell: do you?

kevin.killer: WHAT KIND OF GAY DO YOU THINK I AM, OF COURSE YOU CRETIN

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cherylbombshell to pussycat

cherylbombshell: josie i need your help

pussycat: anything you need bbg

cherylbombshell: so i'm taking veronica out to dinner before the dance but in the next town over bc riverdale has one restaurant that's actually good and the entirety of riverdale high will be there

cherylbombshell: i need to use you as a cover for my parents and say i'm gonna be getting ready at your place, is that okay?

pussycat: of course Cheryl, you know I'll always cover with your parents - whatever you need

cherylbombshell: have you thought about the sleepover at betty's?

pussycat: yes. val is going cause of archie so mel and i will most likely be there being bitter and laughing at all you smushy couples

cherylbombshell: things not working out with reggie?

pussycat: GIRL that boy has abs for days but the emotional depth of a kiddie pool