cherylbombshell to veronica.lodge
cherylbombshell: so on a scale of one to clifford blossom how worried should i be about your dad
veronica.lodge: maybe like an eight? i honestly don't know
veronica.lodge: i've brought boys to meet him before, and 2 out of 3 times he's scared them off BUT
veronica.lodge: i don't know if he'll act the same with a girl
cherylbombshell: he does know about us right?
veronica.lodge: i told him i was bringing someone i'm dating to dinner and that's it
cherylbombshell: he does know you're bi right?
cherylbombshell: because i CANNOT handle two coming out dinners in the span of a month
veronica.lodge: yeah he knows
veronica.lodge: he caught me with my tongue down Katy Green's throat halfway through eighth grade
cherylbombshell: oh god
cherylbombshell: i feel like i'm being tested but i DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
veronica.lodge: relax, babe
veronica.lodge: maybe Old Veronica would have cared what he thought about you but now i realize he is an asshole soooo
veronica.lodge: it doesn't matter how this goes really
cherylbombshell: what if he hates me and prohibits you from seeing me ever again
veronica.lodge: this isn't amish country
veronica.lodge: my father doesn't get a say in who i date
cherylbombshell: do you think this is too slutty for dinner?
cherylbombshell: dress.jpg
veronica.lodge: my mouth just went completely dry
cherylbombshell: so that's a yes?
veronica.lodge: that's an i'm coming over -- we'll figure out if it's too slutty together ;)
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betty.boop to "SPOOKY SLUTS"
betty.boop: um guys
betty.boop: GUYS
betty.boop: why the fuck did you guys tell me to watch teeth
betty.boop: it is absolutely NOT a romantic comedy involving a dentist and i hate all of you i hope you rot
pussycat: *GASP* BETTY ANNE COOPER
melodie: Is it bad that this is the meanest I've ever seen you?
brown.girl: Girl if I was even a little gay I would be turned on
betty.boop: THE TEETH IN HER VAGINA BIT OFF HER BROTHER'S PENIS
tonitopaz: Okay, I was going to avoid joining this conversation because I know none of you but
tonitopaz: What the fuck?
melodie: We got Martha Stewart-in-the-making Betty Cooper to watch this trashy horror movie about a girl whose vagina has teeth by telling her it was a cute rom-com about a girl falling for her dentist
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Support Group for the Romantically Challenged // Riverdale
FanfictionAfter Veronica leaves Cheryl's, she has a bit of a dilemma. She texts her crew to help her out. They kind of do that. Basically another Riverdale chat-fic where I try to be funny but ultimately fail. Pairings: Cheronica, Bughead, Valarchie, Joakevin...
