Support Group for the Romantically Challenged // Riverdale

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kevin.killer to veronica.lodge

kevin.killer: verONICa

kevin.killer: WAKE THE EFF UP

kevin.killer: veornica i am going to kill your girlfriend if you don't wake up rn

veronica.lodge: oh my god what

veronica.lodge: SOME OF US NEED SLEEP KELLER

kevin.killer: well i needed sleep too but was rudely awakened by cheryl using me as a human pillow

veronica.lodge: ... haha yeah should've told you she's a snuggler

kevin.killer: VERONICA SHE IS LIKE SERIOUSLY ATTACHED AND FOR SOME REASON ISN'T WAKING UP

veronica.lodge: just enjoy it, give into the moment

kevin.killer: no

kevin.killer: come make her disengage

kevin.killer: i'll trade you and stay with betty

veronica.lodge: she said no couples sharing, betty may be sugar-sweet by day but i do not want to ignite her wrath

kevin.killer: she said no couples sharing ROOMS, she didn't say anything about a mattress

veronica.lodge: fine, but if she does all dark betty on me i'm throwing you in the methaphorical hot tub

kevin.killer: what even

veronica.lodge: nothing, nvm... i'm coming. but i'm taking a pic for blackmail before i take her tentacles off

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shithead to "Get your head in the game."

shithead: uhh...guys?

shithead: Why are Veronica and Cheryl on the mattress looking like they melted into each other?

pussycat: LMAO what

kevin.killer: i woke up last night to cheryl latching onto me and made veronica switch

kevin.killer: when betty wakes up she's gonna either lose it or love it idk what

melodie: Send a pic, I want to see what Cheryl looks like human

pussycat: omg mel stop, you see her be sweet

melodie: Yeah, once in a blue moon, and only to you

melodie: She called me a wannabe Effie White last time she came to rehearsal to pick you up

melodie: I don't even think she knows what that means, but she said it in such a tone that it still hurt

shithead: camera.jpg

shithead: Somebody has gotta come wake them up

kevin.killer: AWWW they look so cute

melodie: Oh wow, so that's what Cheryl Blossom looks like when she's not scowling

melodie: I feel the odd and sudden need to hug her

pussycat: melody why

brown.girl: I was trying to avoid entering this conversation, but seriously, why?

melodie: Bc she looks human and has a kind face when she sleeps

pussycat: why are we texting i'm literally in the same bed as you two