pussycat to "Get your head in the game"
pussycat: so i have a question
pussycat: specifically for betty and cheryl but male white ppl feel free to step in
pussycat: why is it that white girls only have three options for middle names: anne, marie, and elizabeth???
veronica.lodge: HAHA THAT'S TRUE
betty.boop: No it's not :(
shithead: Betty your middle name is Anne
betty.boop: okay true but
betty.boop: I'm sure not ALL white girls have those three middle names
betty.boop: Cheryl??
cherylbombshell: ...
cherylbombshell: my middle name is marie
brown.girl: OMG
melodie: Ha white people are so wack
veronica.lodge: okay but if they don't put spices on their chicken how you expect them to spice up their names
pussycat: hey ya'll that's not true, they put mayo on everything
archiekins: what's this, the pussycats hate on white people special????
brown.girl: yes
brown.girl: I'm changing the name to that
brown.girl has changed the chat name to "Pussycats hate on white people special!"
betty.boop: okay but
betty.boop: What are your middle names?
veronica.lodge: not anne that's for sure
betty.boop: Ron how do I not know your middle name?
veronica.lodge: you never asked
veronica.lodge: my middle name is the anne of latinas
veronica.lodge: guadalupe
archiekins: YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS GUACAMOLE???
veronica.lodge: archie you cannot be fucking serious
pussycat: guadalupe is the spanish name for the virgin you uncultured swine
pussycat: we took spanish TOGETHER
archiekins: i was joking guys :/
archiekins: god it's so hard to be a straight white man and make a joke nowadays
brown.girl: Are
melodie: You
veronica.lodge: Fucking
pussycat: Kidding
cherylbombshell: Me
betty.boop: ???
archiekins: sorry girls i was making a joke again
archiekins: i swear i wasn't being serious
pussycat: you best not have been serious
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pussycat to veronica.lodge
pussycat: veronica we need to talk
pussycat: it's important please answer
veronica.lodge: hey josie what's up? is it about the band? i didn't miss rehearsal again did i
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Support Group for the Romantically Challenged // Riverdale
FanfictionAfter Veronica leaves Cheryl's, she has a bit of a dilemma. She texts her crew to help her out. They kind of do that. Basically another Riverdale chat-fic where I try to be funny but ultimately fail. Pairings: Cheronica, Bughead, Valarchie, Joakevin...
