Hey Baby Girl

7

Unknown: my girlfriend broke up with me

You: and I care?

Unknown: you don't care?

You: well I don't even know her or you

Unknown: she was a bitch anyways

You: really? And that's why you dated her?

Unknown: I don't want to talk about her

You: okay then

Unknown: so I don't know anything about you

You: okay...

Unknown: what's your name?

You: sorry but my mother taught me not to tell strangers my name

Unknown: isn't the saying don't talk to strangers?

You: yeah...

Unknown: mhm

Unknown: well my name is Jacob

Unknown: bye then?