Jacob: hey beautiful
You: oh really
Jacob: yep
You: you don't even know what I look like. I could end up looking like a troll or something
Jacob: I mean trolls are beautiful in their own way
You: is that seriously what you think?
Jacob: okay I tried okay
You: well I can tell you one thing
Jacob: what's that one thing
You: that I don't look like a troll
Jacob: oh good! I've always wanted to meet a troll but not fall in love with one
You: wait what did you say
Jacob: I meant fall in front of one you know so they don't step on me because they weigh a lot
You: sure...
Jacob: that's what I meant
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Hey Baby Girl
Teen FictionUnknown: Hey baby girl ;) You: Uhhhh I think you have the wrong number Unknown: Shit that was for my girlfriend Completed January 29th, 2018