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You: hey

Jacob: hi

You: so whatcha up to?

Jacob: not a whole lot. Just got back from volleyball practice

You: you play volleyball?

Jacob: yeah it's the only sport I'm good at

You: wow a nerd and a jock

Jacob: I am not a nerd

You: only nerds say there not nerds

Jacob: then what are you?

You: well I know I'm a nerd so there's a difference

Jacob: is there really?

You: you're just still in the denial stage

Jacob: what is this the 5 stages of divorce

You: you've seen the duff?

Jacob: duh it's like a crucial high school movie to watch

You: most people don't think that

Jacob: do you think that?

You: maybe

Jacob: you do!

You: okay fine. You got me I do

Jacob: nice

You: that's all you have to say?

Jacob: yep

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