You: hey
Jacob: hi
You: so whatcha up to?
Jacob: not a whole lot. Just got back from volleyball practice
You: you play volleyball?
Jacob: yeah it's the only sport I'm good at
You: wow a nerd and a jock
Jacob: I am not a nerd
You: only nerds say there not nerds
Jacob: then what are you?
You: well I know I'm a nerd so there's a difference
Jacob: is there really?
You: you're just still in the denial stage
Jacob: what is this the 5 stages of divorce
You: you've seen the duff?
Jacob: duh it's like a crucial high school movie to watch
You: most people don't think that
Jacob: do you think that?
You: maybe
Jacob: you do!
You: okay fine. You got me I do
Jacob: nice
You: that's all you have to say?
Jacob: yep
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Hey Baby Girl
Teen FictionUnknown: Hey baby girl ;) You: Uhhhh I think you have the wrong number Unknown: Shit that was for my girlfriend Completed January 29th, 2018