(This chapter wasn't NOT met to offend anyone. I'm just pointing out the new things that the show 'Toopy and Binoo' are supporting/doing. I 100% support homosexuals/cross dressers. God bless)
Toopy, Toopy, Binoo, Binoo, Toopy and Binoo!
First of all can I please say that this mouse, Toopy, is WAYYYYYY too fat. Like he should go see a doctor or something! That is too unhealthy! Time to shape up! Tisk, tisk Toopy!
Binoo the little weird plush mute cat thing. To be quite honest I don't really know what Binoo is.
Toopy and Binoo go on made up adventures together and Toopy usually takes on the role of a woman. Let me just say that ANIMALS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR MAKEUP! I wonder if Toopy actually knows that makeup is for humans! If he cross dresses why doesn't he read fashion magazines and sees the "THIS MAKEUP WAS NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS' ad? Anyways Binoo always tries to run away from Toopy on these adventures. Toopy doesn't have the slightest idea that Binoo considers him a pedophile....poor Binoo.
What relationship do Toopy and Binoo have? Personally, when I was little I thought they were father and son, but now I think they're like a gay couple maybe? Rapist and victim? I don't know but I have better things to do than question Toopy and Binoo's relationship.
Toopy and Binoo do weirder things than go on made-up adventures. They go in the bath together. Inappropriate! They shouldn't be showing that on children's television. That will be scarring them for life! They sleep together (which is not that bad) which might leave quite the impression on kids.
Binoo if you hear me I'm saying this directly to you, if Toopy's abusing you GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP NOW! YOU CAN DO IT YOU MUTE PLUSH CAT! (or whatever you are)
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Children's TV Shows Gone Wild
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