WTF! Wheres the food! Everyone knows that ponies don't talk! If society keeps feeding children false information about ponies we are going to have a lots of stupid, crackheads children on our hands. I wonder if 'My Little Pony' is directed by crackheads? It's most likely.
Another reason 'My Little Pony' is complete garbage is that it's sexist. This is not okay. Why can't there be boy ponies? Why does it only have to be girl ponies? Wow, I'm losing faith in humanity by the minute.
ANOTHER reason My Little Pony is stupid is that I don't think anyone who watches my little pony has a little pony. Maybe like 0.5% of the watchers do, but what about the other 99.5%? Maybe it should be called '0.5%'s Little Pony' , or better yet, 'Crackhead's Little Pony'. NAME IT WHAT IT IS!
I'm just going to start doing this in point form there's so much.
•Whenever someone comings to Twlight's door she always opens the door and hits them with it. ABUSER!
• Animals are NOT supposed to wear clothing, unless it's Halloween of course!
•Ponies hair is not that long that you can make fancy hairstyles with it!
•In the credits it actually says:
Applejack~Played by herself
Twilight~Played by herself etc.•What kind of a name is Applejack?
•How does Twlight read so fast?
•The theme is so annoying!
• Why do they always have to think out loud?
•Is it just me, do you think that when they fly in pairs it looks like they are on top of each other? I think it's just me.
•Applejack walks on water.
•Why do the ponies always trust the evil voices? What if some strange man (or pony) comes up to them and says "Want some candy?" in a sinister voice?
Wow, this show is such a bad influence on kids. And not to mention the theme is SO FREAKING ANNOYING!
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Hello wattpadian readers! This chapters format was inspired by 'Cinema Sins' on YouTube, you should check them out! They basically point out the odd things in movies. I won't be doing this format again (I think). I only did it this way because I watched Cinema Sins this morning and I had the format stuck in my head.
Thanks and Happy Mother's Day!
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Children's TV Shows Gone Wild
HumorHave you ever noticed something a bit off in children's TV? Have you always wanted a good laugh? Step right up, step right up! This book is the book for you!