A/N Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, I've been having MAJOR writers block! Just to let you guys know you are ALWAYS welcome to leave comments about what I should do next, what I can improve on (just be nice about it please) etc. Thank you so much! You don't know how much your support on this story means to me!! God Bless!!
~Peighton_weirdo
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Don't get me wrong, we all love SpongBob. But you can say that you have notice something very weird saying and actions in SpongeBob. Let's get started (that's what she said)!
First off, pineapples aren't supposed to be in the sea, let alone are you supposed to live in one! But hey- living in a pineapple would be pretty sweet, but it would probably go bad after awhile. Ew, never mind then. JEEZ! Food expiry dates are ruining my dreams! Anyways, I love pineapples!
Next, why does Squidword not look like a squid. Not that I've seen a squid before, but I would just assume that squids that don't have scrotum noses. Why did the creators of SpongeBob SquarePants make Squidword have a scrotum nose? When girls grow up and get married and have sex she's probably going to be thinking 'Oh wow, I think I've seen that before, on Squidword! Wow, and I thought this was the first time I saw a scrotum!' Wow! The creators are ruining children's minds #firstlookatscrotum. Gross.
And why does Patrick always act like a high surfer dude? I don't think he's the best role model for SpongeBob, let alone little kids.
Is it just me or does 'Krusty Krabs' sound a bit dirty? Not like sexual dirty, but dirty, dirty. Hahaha Krusty Krabs haha.
OH MY GOSH! SOMEONE CALL 911(or SPCA rather)! THERE IS A SQUIRREL UNDERWATER!!! ITS TRAPPED UNDER A DOME! Once again ANIMAL ABUSE! Why is this squirrel living underwater in a plastic dome? This is not right! Soon enough there is going to be a 'The Underwater Squirrel riot', where kids will catch squirrels and put them underwater thinking that the squirrels are Sandy's long lost relatives.
That brings us to my last point. DRUNKK IN LOOOOOVVE....nope it's ice cream for SpongeBob and Patrick! Whoever is giving SpongeBob and Patrick ice cream must be drugging it. No wait, alcoholling(?) it. Don't go to ice cream BARS kids, just don't.
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I hope you guys liked that chapter! Don't worry, there's lots more to come!
You guys have to agree that the opening theme/music for SpongeBob SquarePants is pretty amazing!
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