"Also... Why the hell are you all so... Ehhhhh?!" Tord was gesturing to the soldiers. "Chill, relax! You have been flying for a while after all!" Aki screeched silently.
"redleaderistellingustochillwehavetodoitguyscomeonletsrelaxxxxx" she said with one breath.
"I wasn't kidding when I said socially awkward." Em laughed. She slid off her blue overcoat and rolled up her red sleeves. Aki just unbuttoned her overcoat. Her sweater seemed to be about four sizes too big for her torso, but fine for her arms. Odd. (I literally have this problem IRL) Uma just slumped against a wall and sat on the floor. El sat next to Eleviev and started talking about something. The only words I heard was 'Bamboo' 'Kabob' and 'Crotch'
The fuck is up with this chick?
"Hey, Aki? Do you want some tea? You look... Pretty on edge..."
"TEA IS AGAINST MY RELIGION." El randomly shouted.
"And killing is against my morals. Do you have green tea?" Dad laughed a bit.
"Yes, of course we do. Come with me." She followed and she closed the door to the kitchen. She then slid down the door and sighed.
"Something wrong, Comrad?" I grabbed tea bags, sugar, and anything else you might like in tea.
"Not much..." I smirked.
"Dad if you are outside the door I will personally take you down." Aki got up and opened the door to see Dad and Tom, listening in. "Go." They both ran. I turned back to Aki.
"Red Leader is afraid of you?"
"Not really."
"Oh... Uh..."
"Dude, you can be calm around Dad, he's usually chill. He's really fun too."
"You're Red Leader's daughter?!"
"Adopted, but yes."
"Lucky! I was stuck with Blue Leader as my dad. He left his army to my bitch-ass sisters!" She growled. "I'm the oldest! And I would NEVER hurt the Red Army... Or anyone for that matter!"
"You sound like a good leader... But maybe not of an Army. They are usually supposed to kill..."
"Yea, but... The idea of an Army in general kinda hurts my soul... Eh, enough about my bullshit, what's it like living with Red?"
"The same as normal. He helped my boyfriend confess his love for me, while doing it for his boyfriend too. It was the one with the blue hood."
"Isn't he a bit old for you?"
"No! Tom's Dad's boyfriend. Lars is mine."
"Ohhh! Sorry, I'm kinda dumb..." She smiled weakly.
"That's a blaint lie!" Em yelled from the living room.
"SHUT UP SIS." She yelled back
"FUCK YOU BABY SIS." The room filled with laughter.
What have I gotten myself into...?
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