Rocky Road Cookie Recipe
Step One: Prepare mise en place
Ingredients:
Two pounds of salt
One cup of rocks
Four gallons of milk
Ten quarts of butter
One cup of baking oil
One cup of oil
Five quarts of baking soda
Step Two: Pre-heat oven to 6000 Degrees Fahrenheit
Step Three: Put on dollar store oven mits (Make sure their from the dollar store and made from the cheapest fabric)
Step Four: Place cookies on a frying pan
Step Five: Place the frying pan inside the oven for 48 hours
Step Six: Wait another 48 hours for them to cool
Step Seven: Enjoy your cookies!
(Credit to @mushycocolea for the name Rocky Road)
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