Monster Muffins
Step one: Prepare Mise en place
Ingredients:
One cup of hands
Two liters of magic
Another cup of hands
One liter of chocolate chips
Yes, you heard me, a LITER of chocolate chips
One teaspoon of MTT-Brand hair gel
1 gallon of acid
1 cup of a bird's blood
One milliliter of bone marrow
A CIA cloning machine (yes)
A fossil
Two pounds of flour
Some bones, I don't care how many
A third cup of hands
Ten liters of magic powder
A cup of blueberry juice
Step one: Somehow take out the cloning machine because you need it to bake this
Step two: Mix all ingredients
Step three: Place the mixed ingredients on top of the cloning machine
Step four: Plug in the machine
Step five: Look on the internet to see if the cloning machine is a real thing
Step six: Go back to the machine and you'll see that there's a monster coming out the top of the muffin
Step seven: Question reality
Step eight: Enjoy your monster muffin!
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