Dank Donuts
Step one: Prepare Mise En Place
Ingredients:
One cup of salt
Two pints of sugar
2/3 a cup of milk
Huh, actually, make that a full cup of milk.
15 gallons of Mountain Dew
Ten bags of Doritos
A cup of pure dankness
A shot of whiskey
A cherry
Step one: Place ingredients on a frying pan (somehow)
Step two: Place the frying pan into the microwave
Step three: Take the pan out and put the ingredients in a large bowl instead
Step four: Place the large bowl on the stove
Step five: Turn on the stove and keep it on for 3 hours
Step six: Watch some Twilight movies
Step seven: Figure out you hate Twilight
Step eight: Redo the entire thing because it's been more than 3 hours
Step nine: Stay patient.
Step ten: Enjoy your uh.......Donuts?
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Gaster's Cook Book (Volume 1)
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