Dream Daddy: Joseph

Joseph x Robert: An affair to remember " main story"

Hello again. This might bring some wars between shippers. I really like the ship between Joseph and Robert, but other people might not.... Anyways I hope you all enjoy another Dream Daddy one shot!
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Robert lounged at Jim and Kim's for a little while longer, before he finally walked outside. He was drunk as can be... Anyone would be able to tell.

Robert stumbled slowly down the seemingly long side walk, tripping over his own feet. He heard a horn honk at him. It seemed pretty close by. Robert turned around and squinted to see a very clean and sleek Mercedes g class coming his way. It was Joseph's new car, oh how Robert hated Joseph at night.

Joseph pulled up to Robert, " it seems you've been drinking again I see."

Robert scoffed, " why would you care.... Shoe fly don't bother me."

Joseph chuckled, " look, Robert I know we never got off on a good foot, but at least let me drive you home."

Robert kept walking, " yeah right, your insane. I hate you and your judgments of other people."

Joseph stepped out of the car and followed Robert, " only God has the right to judge people, Robert, but we all have the right to forgive."

Robert laughed out loud, " stop talking like you know everything, you know no more than I do about this cul-de-sac, about this earth."

" we all know so little," Joseph replied then changed the subject once more, " just please let me drive you home. I don't want you looking like a fool."

Robert finally gave in after a few bribes. He sat in the passenger seat, but remained quiet.

Joseph broke the silence, " so how about that game huh?"

" I hate small talk..." Robert replied sternly.

After a few minutes of silent driving which seemed like an eternity, Joseph finally arrived at Robert's house. Robert jumped out of the car and practically sprinted to the door. Joseph got out of the car too.

" Robert, please wait," Joseph said.

Robert stopped as he fiddled with his keys, " what now?"

Joseph looked a little embarrassed, " may I ..... Come in?"

Robert had no strength to refuse, " yeah yeah... Whatever."

Joseph stepped inside Robert's messy house. He didnt seem to mind all the clothes and empty wine bottles, since it reminded him of his yacht.

Robert grabs a vodka, " you thirsty?"

Joseph smiles, " not tonight... Um Robert I had a question..."

Robert looks up from pouring himself a glass, " huh?

Joseph clears his throat, " doyoulikeMary?"

His words jumbled together. Robert starred and laughed, " yeah right. She hangs off of every guy in the bar, but she never really does anything. But I know you love your wife so."

Joseph sat on the couch. There was a silent moment.

Robert sat next to him, " you know... I don't really hate it when you call me Robby."

Joseph looked up amd blushed, " w-what?"

Robert kissed Joseph with no warning. Joseph stumbled back as he layed flat on the sofa, " R-R-Robert.... What are you-?"

Robert shushed him, " its just you and me tonight."

" but your drunk"

While saying this Joseph pulled Robert closer. Robert kissed him again.

" don't worry about it. This will be an affair to remember."

And that is was. Robert moved his hands down Joseph's warm fit body and they began.

That night was an affair to remember.

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Well that was that. I hoped you liked it. The ending was a little sloppy, but I was lazy so I hope you liked it anyways.