Dream Daddy: Joseph

Joseph x Craig: A Night Out with my Bro

This is a Bro one shot or Joseph and Craig. Hope you like it. Please comment for recommendations on what I should do next with the main story. Ive blanked on ideas. Please help. Anyways enjoy the story.
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Craig was basically the nicest and hottest dad in the neighborhood. He was good friends with Joseph. They even worked out together sometimes.

Joseph took his usual nightly stroll down the cul-de-sac, as Craig caught his eye. It was at least 9 pm and Craig was doing 50 one handed push ups. DAMN. Joseph walked up to Craig.

" good evening Craig. Are you alright?" Joseph greeted Craig with a question.

" 48-49-50!!!!!" Craig stood up quickly, " hey bro. Yeah I'm okay, just doing some nightly workouts before the big game tommorrow evening."

Joseph smiled, " you dont know how much I dont envy you. Don't get me wrong, you're super fit, but you barely ever take care of yourself."

Craig chuckled, " speak for yourself. Anyways, wanna be my spot?"

Joseph stared at Craig quizzically, but complied. After Craig finished weight lifting it was 9:25pm. Joseph seemed more tired than Craig.

Craig high fived Joseph, " nice spotting, bro. Thanks for helping me out. Well time for my 3 mile jog."

Joseph stopped Craig, " why don't you take a break? You work so hard for your daughters. Lets go to the lake or something, to get some fresh air."

Craig thought about it for a while, " I guess a break couldn't hurt."

Joseph and Craig went into the woods to the nearest lake they could find. They were away from any other human contact then each other. Craig layed in the grass and starred at the stars. Joseph sat next to him, " wow. It feels nice to get away for once."

Craig nodded, " hey. Do you ever wonder what it would be like if we had made the right decisions?"

Joseph looked over at Craig, " I think about that every day of my life."

Craig sat up, " do you wonder what it would be like.... to get away from all the weird boy crazy moms? Or just live on a beautiful island? Or basically be happy with how you raise your kids?"

Joseph starred out into the lake, " yes... all the time."

Craig stood up and extended his hand to Joseph, " wanna jump into the lake?"

Joseph stood up, " WHAT?!"

Craig threw off his shirt and pants, " come on. The water is fine, bro!"

Joseph hesitantly took off his clothes. He was very "ripped". Joseph stepped into the cold lake slowly.

Craig rolled his eyes and roughly pulled Joseph into the water. Joseph screamed at the ice like water touching his bare body. Craig laughed, " isnt this great?!"

Joseph was shivering like crazy, " y-y-y-yeah g-g-great...."

Craig splashed Joseph with water. Joseph glared at Craig and splashed him back, " wrong move bro!"

Craig basically put Joseph under a tidle wave. Joseph did the same to Craig. The rest of the time in the water was spent playing tag and splashing each other.

Craig finally got out of the water and pulled Joseph out with him, " that was great, bro. It was basically like a work out." Craig looked at his soaking wet clothes, " looks like I'm going home naked."

Joseph looked a littlw sad, " leaving already?"

Craig laughed, " well unless you want to sleep under leaves."

Joseph looked at the unusually large leaves, " I've seen nature shows before. I'm sure I can do something."

Craig and Joseph started to make a little tent. There were a few scattered blankets around the woods from other campers who had been there before. Joseph washed the blankets and made a few leaf pillows.

" All Done!" Joseph seemed excited.

Craig starred at the surprisingly neat and sturdy tent, " well I made a fire and caught some fish."

Joseph looked around, " wow I've never slept out in the wild before."

Joseph stared ay Craig's naked handsome body. Craig seemed to be doing the same with Joseph, " there is only one blanket though," Craig pointed out.

Joseph looked at the pink Dora the Explorer blanket, " oops. Well you can have it Craig.... You deserve it."

Craig shook his head, " no bro... You can have it."

They went back and forth for a while until, " why don't we just both use it?" Craig finally asked.

Joseph blushed, " what? I guess that is a possibility."

Craig layed under the blanket and opened it for Joseph to get in too. Joseph hesitantly got under the blanket and snuggled up the Craig.

He could feel the warmth of Craigs breath and the heat of his body. Joseph was completely pink. Craig whispered to Joseph, " hey.. Bro. Your not embarrassed right?"

Joseph nodded, " I am kinda."

Craig laughed, " me too. I always thought you were the coolest dad ever. I looked up to you, bro. I still do."

Joseph looked at Craig, " what? Why? I look up to how amazingly fit you are and how good you are with your kids. I envy you in that stand point."

Craig and Joseph were close to each other... Too close. There lips were almost touching. Joseph could feel Craig's warm breath on his face. There bodies were still a little wet. Joseph couldn't take it any longer. He kissed Craig's forehead and smiled, " thanks for tonight."

Craig blushed, " no problem, bro." He then kissed him back, but on the lips.

Craig's lips were soft against Joseph's. Joseph pulled away from Craig, " wait. Do you want to be on top?"

Craig smiled, " you know it, bro."

Joseph felt Craig's hand on his manhood. Joseph moaned a little as Craig arched over him, " lets have some fun."
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It was 4 am when Joseph awoke in his bed in his house... Still naked. Craig was laying next to him, " Curt Douglass! How did I get back home?" Joseph exclaimed in a very soft voice. He starred at Craig's face then turned around to see Mary laying next to him as well.

Joseph screamed, then Mary screamed, then Craig screamed, " Mary! Why are you?!"

Mary laughed, " look honey. I saw you two in the woods naked. I knew you had had sex because you were still pink. Anyways I didn't care, because I just didn't. So I put both in my car and took you back home."

Joseph was a bright red, " I uh. Mary.... You must be really strong.... But thanks for taking me home."

Craig was already putting his clothes on, " sorry bro and sis I gotta go. Need to practice for the softball game. See ya later. Thanks for letting me stay." Once all his clothes were on he zipped out of the house basically leaving a dust cloud behind him.

Mary smiled, " he can come back anytime. He had a lovely package." With that Mary left the bedroom, and went downstairs.

Joseph layed back down in the bed, " what in the name of Jesus Christ happened last night?"

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That was it. This was supposed to be more of a funny story. It was kinda weird but I hope you guys liked it anyways. Please comment for what I should do with the "main story". See ya later.